........is not a relationship.
I'm reminded of a cartoon that appeared in Penthouse magazine back in the 80s. A teen boy was trying to seduce a teen girl. The caption was, "And I'll wear a condom so you'll still be a virgin."
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Piquet
2 hours ago
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Adelaide
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Disseminator of decadence.
Someone's tribute to the band Nikita's 'Verevki."
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=FxxY3bX_Uas&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=FxxY3bX_Uas&feature=related
Disseminator of decadence.
Ok, what about this for a likely scenario :
SHE : "When do you finish work?"
HE : "We close at 10 m'am."
SHE : "Ok, I'll come and get you, we'll go back to my place and you can take my sweet little tushie's temperature with that great big, double beef thermometer or yours."
HE : "Ok, but now please drive down to the next window and pick up your burger and fries."
SHE : "See you at 10......Grrrrrrrrrrrr."
SHE : "When do you finish work?"
HE : "We close at 10 m'am."
SHE : "Ok, I'll come and get you, we'll go back to my place and you can take my sweet little tushie's temperature with that great big, double beef thermometer or yours."
HE : "Ok, but now please drive down to the next window and pick up your burger and fries."
SHE : "See you at 10......Grrrrrrrrrrrr."
Disseminator of decadence.
The conversation should go something like this :
He : "So how do you like being fucked in the ass?"
She : "Oh, it's ok I guess."
He : "Can you just imagine the full seven inches of my rock hard cock inside you?"
She : Hmmmmmm.............(plays with her drinking glass)
He : "Then I'll give you a nice hot Creamy Pie to take home."
She : "What's a creamy pie?"
He : "Sorry, what did you say your name was again."
He : "So how do you like being fucked in the ass?"
She : "Oh, it's ok I guess."
He : "Can you just imagine the full seven inches of my rock hard cock inside you?"
She : Hmmmmmm.............(plays with her drinking glass)
He : "Then I'll give you a nice hot Creamy Pie to take home."
She : "What's a creamy pie?"
He : "Sorry, what did you say your name was again."
Disseminator of decadence.
Ok folks, here's some info. The two lassies are Russian and they are called "Nikita". But read on....
February 01, 2010 This is a very sexy Music video from Russian pop-dance duo who go by the name of Nikita. I’ll be honest, I’ve seen photos of them before but never heard any of their songs. “NikitA” Dasha Astafieva and Julia Kavtaradze appeared in the new clip completely na**d. Shooting video for the song “Verevki” (translated into English - “Ropes”) were held at night in the supermarket, which is not specifically closed to remove the natural reaction of visitors. The girls are absolutely without scruple went between the rows and visitors, plunging the visitors in full shock.
February 01, 2010 This is a very sexy Music video from Russian pop-dance duo who go by the name of Nikita. I’ll be honest, I’ve seen photos of them before but never heard any of their songs. “NikitA” Dasha Astafieva and Julia Kavtaradze appeared in the new clip completely na**d. Shooting video for the song “Verevki” (translated into English - “Ropes”) were held at night in the supermarket, which is not specifically closed to remove the natural reaction of visitors. The girls are absolutely without scruple went between the rows and visitors, plunging the visitors in full shock.
Disseminator of decadence.
Well, a while ago I would have thought on - line relationships impossible in any meaningful way. I was wrong.
If you define a relationship broadly as interaction with a person with which you are emotionally attached, then yes, It's a relationship.
However, as in any relationship, basic factors like honesty and respect still have to operate and if ' love finds a way' in the end, as it seems to have done both here and on other sites - all's well with the world !
If you define a relationship broadly as interaction with a person with which you are emotionally attached, then yes, It's a relationship.
However, as in any relationship, basic factors like honesty and respect still have to operate and if ' love finds a way' in the end, as it seems to have done both here and on other sites - all's well with the world !
Disseminator of decadence.
Quote by darkchallenger
Jeeze Louise.
LoL Darkchallenger. My other half is called Louise but we're at the stage where we rarely use eachother's real names, only when we're angry, which is rarely.
Ok, Well, being brought up very prim and proper, she uses the moment to swear - the filthier the better I like it. I, on the other hand, just exhale and moan profoundly and as soon as I've collected my wits, I never fail to tell her how much I love her and how beautiful the moment was.
Disseminator of decadence.
Ok, for once, I'm eminently qualified to talk about this topic. My partner's pregnancy is about half way along and she is as horny as ever. The fact that her shape has changed in the course of the last few months presents us with somewhat of a challenge.
Being the protective, doting dad that I already am, I'm constantly mindful of that other little person now in the 'firing line'. As a result, our usual tried and tested methods are now pretty much useless. But that just leaves us free to explore and to discover.
Sex with her now is just as beautiful as it was before.
Being the protective, doting dad that I already am, I'm constantly mindful of that other little person now in the 'firing line'. As a result, our usual tried and tested methods are now pretty much useless. But that just leaves us free to explore and to discover.
Sex with her now is just as beautiful as it was before.
Disseminator of decadence.
"Mad About You" by Belgian band Hooverphonic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR9vFEcC7aQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR9vFEcC7aQ
Disseminator of decadence.
Couldn't resist this thread.
Sophie Evans, Claudia Jamsson, Nikki Anderson, Claudia Rossi, Suzi Diamond, Szilvia Lauren, Olivia La Roche (see below)
All of which I believe are either Hungarians or Czech, love em all !!!
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Sophie Evans, Claudia Jamsson, Nikki Anderson, Claudia Rossi, Suzi Diamond, Szilvia Lauren, Olivia La Roche (see below)
All of which I believe are either Hungarians or Czech, love em all !!!
* Image removed by Admin. Please refer to the TERMS before posting. Thank you.
Disseminator of decadence.
Right back at ya Lunchbox man & Dancing_Doll.
I love Tiesto, Sanchez, Hernan Cattaneo, Paul Oakenfold, and a few of Aussies : Destyn Masiello, Bexta and Anthony Papa. But the greatest of them all is, in my opinion, the master : James Zabiela !
Zabiela's Utilities is a masterpiece.
I love Tiesto, Sanchez, Hernan Cattaneo, Paul Oakenfold, and a few of Aussies : Destyn Masiello, Bexta and Anthony Papa. But the greatest of them all is, in my opinion, the master : James Zabiela !
Zabiela's Utilities is a masterpiece.
Disseminator of decadence.
Yes! But not just any old Porn Queen. I recently discovered Clara Morgane a French porn actress who is now a singer, media personality and author, apart from being hot and sultry. She is respected and admired in her own country. Don't seem to be much wrong with her. Sasha Grey is another good example of an intelligent, beautiful and highly sexual woman. The only question is, would they date me ?