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I never got through Scott's 'Rob Roy' because I simply couldn't follow a lot of the Scottish dialect which the story contains and which Penguin Classics did not bother to explain.

Darwin's 'Origin of Species' because I felt that Charlie labours the point somewhat.

The Bible. After all the , death, war, inundation and destruction of the Old Testament, the New was a bit underwhelming.
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Kopi Luwak Coffee

In Indonesia its made of coffee beans that have been eaten/digested by small feral cat-like creatures. Then after the cats poop the coffee beans out, they are collected, dried, and roasted.

Something happens in the digestive system to make the beans extra-flavorful...

It costs something like $200 per pound!

My mother bought some to try and served it to me last year. For her, if its expensive then it must be good...lol
She told me what I was drinking after the fact... and actually it was pretty yummy, despite the weird harvesting methods.

Good to the last dropping!
Yeah D_D, It was being sold here as 'Monkey Poo Coffee' but it cost about $ 500 for 100 grams ! Needless to say, at that price, I didn't feel the urge to indulge myself.
This is a fascinating topic. In my own writing all of the characters - the good, the bad, and the incidental are me. Writing is an excellent way of bringing out all the latent aspects of your personality. Bring forth your inner murderer, your inner sadist, your inner demon; what harm can he do on the page? I've only recently started writing from a female perspective. I've enjoyed doing so very much and have found myself getting back in touch with my female side. My girlfriend seems to think this is good.
I find stories fascinating because they describe something so totally outside of the realms of possibility for me. Having said that I will only read stories that involve consenting adults but I'm a romantic at heart afer all. I think that authors of stories have a valid and valuable contribution to make to the whole genre of erotica. They deserve our support.
A simple solution when dealing with wannabe vampires Damon : Insert a sharp stake (ie, your cock) into her first, then when you're done, let her bite you. But I think she was more of a cannibal zombie wannabe. Tricky that.
Bad Sex :

1. 'The Star Fish Woman' : No matter what, they only like this position.

2. 'The Restricted Zone' : "Now before we start, don't touch me there and don't even think about doing that ! Now let's get romantic."

3. 'The Blame Game' : No matter what you do she won't come then she blames you for not trying hard enough to get her off.

And that folks is why I'm no longer with any these three. Communication, caring and sharing should eliminate bad sex.
Yes folks, the magic of Davey Crockett even made its way down here to Australia. I remember fondly wearing my tabby cat Ginger on my head, as we didn't have racoons back in them days, and throwing my father's axe at an ironbark gum tree only to have it bounce straight off and back at me.

R.I.P. Ginger. I still miss you pal.
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Yep, loved Davey Crockett. He had three ears you know : His right ear, his left ear and his wild front ear. He will be missed.


You write your own material Pete??? You should fire your writer...did make me smile though
I know I had a Davey Crocket somethething or other when I was a kid...it may have been a plastic wallet...nothing to put in it, but I had a wallet...
Yeah Alan, it's all my own work. I made a joke about Ronald Reagan when he died. Boy did that get me into trouble ! ps. Since you don't strike me as Republican material I might send it to you.
Yep, loved Davey Crockett. He had three ears you know : His right ear, his left ear and his wild front ear. He will be missed.
As far as I'm concerened, every meaningful relationship that a person has must be based on honesty. If engaging in cyber sex involves lying to your partner then I consider it to be a form of cheating. I have talked to people on this site and on others who have been hurt by the dishonest actions of cyber-sex partners and who have come into serious conflict with that partner's wife or girlfriend.

As in all areas of human interaction, honest communication is of paramount importance. If, after having discussed the issue with your partner, you find them seriously against it. Is it worth potentially ruining your relationship with them and possibly hurting others by continuing in secret?

I know people who have affairs, watch porn, visit prostitutes and have cybersex and do so under the cloak of secrecy lest their wives/husbands/partners find out.

If this degree of dishonesty is necessary then maybe some of these people are with the wrong partner.
Yep, Love this movie already. I'm glad it's a film 'based' on the books and in the same spirit.
Call that a possum? Come downunder Mr Nudiepants and I'll show you a possum.
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900 number? And 911? That's fake.


Or from another country.
Yes, That other country is Australia. This is NOT a cat it is a brush tailed possum. They are a marsupial, about the same size as a cat and not particularly friendly little critters.
Yes, I do love coffee. Espresso straight from the stovetop with a dash of warm milk drunk with hot buttered croissants. Turkish coffee, bitter with a finger of baklava and a cold glass of water. Both make for a perfect Mediterranean style breakfast or afternoon coffee break.

"Instant" coffee does not deserve the title of coffee and should only be drunk by penniless teens who have run out of Mother or Red Bull - they do so at their peril..
Hmmm, Don't know what's happening in Blighty (England) these days but here in the colonies (Australia) 'Tea Time' is still 4pm sharp.

On special days, I get out my Wedgwood Patrician tea service, polish my silver and we sit down to tea - usually Earl Grey without milk or sugar but with a delicious slice of orange poppyseed cake. It is one of life's little pleasures..............

"Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves............."

- Piquet.
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She is the girl of your dreams; you look at her and as if you see an angel fall from the heavens. She smiles and you can feel your heart melt. Unfortunately it is not you she is smiling at. You dream about her, and you are forever haunted with her lovely eyes. She is adorable in so many ways. So you thought of approaching her. You take a step closer to her, and then another, and another backwards. You just don't have the guts to tell her how drawn you are to her beauty. So, you content yourself with the far away glances you cast towards her beauty. What a pity! You choose to admire her from afar when you can get her to go with you for a date. You just don't know how to get a date with this cute woman.

That's how pathetic some guys could be when it comes to the girl of their dreams. Cat always gets their tongue at the very moment they decide to make a step. Their body starts to freeze and they could not carry out what they set to do. You don't want to lose a priceless jewel just because of your silly fright, right? Forget about being dumped, and you start making her think that you're the man! Imagine how much time you have wasted just merely staring at her.

Oh, God, she's... a cute


Ok, This sounds like the blurb of one of those 'self help' books. What's your point Marco?

Yeah, I was a member at Twisty's - well worth it but I had to choose between it and Ebay. Torn between two lovers! Ebay won.







Ok, mine's from the original Alien movie:

Ripley : "This thing bled acid while it was alive. Now that it's dead there's no telling what it'll do."
Piquet's weekly award for lameness goes to this thread.
Hmm, Let's see; polar bears are already white, too many things make people cry, drinking water makes guys pee, girls comb their hair because it tangles, celebrities don't need any assistance to look stupid, normal people are silly if they try to look like celebrities or they're impersonators, heat turns pancakes brown, carbon dioxide makes champagne bubble, air makes things pop when it is released, I pop when I fart..............

Conclusion : You just made this up to confuse us didn't you Chelsea ????
This actually happened to me on another site. The girl was an old art school acquaintance. We ended up meeting and became friends far a while. In the end though, it didn't blossom unto a relationship as our heights were incompatible - I was too short.
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"Where the fuck did you come from and what happened to SweetBitch?!?"


(Oh, I get it.............)
Hey beautiful, let's re-write the book on deviance."
"I think we need the 'morning after pill' because the 'night before condom' was just too tight for me."
1. Alien - The original and the best with creature designed and built by HR Giger.

2. The Man Who Fell to Earth - such as sad film, starring Bavid Bowie.

3. 2001 - Still a mystical experience watching this film even after all these years.