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Disseminator of decadence.
Not exactly a limerick but in similar vein, this one was doing the rounds of Aussie Primary (elemenary) schools circa 1976 :
My mate Billy
Had a ten foot willy.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with the rake
And now it's only two foot four.
My mate Billy
Had a ten foot willy.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with the rake
And now it's only two foot four.
Disseminator of decadence.
Quote by BetiBoobs
I guess I am not one to talk about boob size. I am 40DD and have been since age 16. I wish they were a bit firmer, but at this size I guess you have to expect sag, it comes with the size. I once had a boy friend who said, "everything I can't get in both hands and my mouth is a waste."
I guess for him I was just the right size. There have been many times in my life that I would have liked much smaller boobs, but I eventually found out that they were one of my assets. Now I use them to my advantage every opportunity that I get. Five nights a week they are on full display as I deal the cards and reach out and pull in the chips, leaning over with them on the table more than not. I do wear a blouse, but it is very, very skimpy.
Knock 'em dead Betty - You're perfect just as you are babe.
Disseminator of decadence.
Fascinating topic guys.
While I've never been in a mixed race relationship, I've never dated someone from my own ethnic group. While I think it is important to have things in common, our differences are what make us interesting.
In a world full of such intolerance and hatred based on religious, ethnic and political issues let us all love each other and try to see the good that is in all people.
While I've never been in a mixed race relationship, I've never dated someone from my own ethnic group. While I think it is important to have things in common, our differences are what make us interesting.
In a world full of such intolerance and hatred based on religious, ethnic and political issues let us all love each other and try to see the good that is in all people.
Disseminator of decadence.
I can't add many but here's a few that we use here in Australia :
Shit Faced
Sloshed
Plastered
Maggoted
Parro (as in paralysed)
Stinking
Anybody's (as in "she's so drunk she's anybody's")
Cactus (don't know the origin of this one but it also means 'dead'.)
Shit Faced
Sloshed
Plastered
Maggoted
Parro (as in paralysed)
Stinking
Anybody's (as in "she's so drunk she's anybody's")
Cactus (don't know the origin of this one but it also means 'dead'.)
