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Straight Male, 61
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Thanks to all for their lovely contributions to this thread - well done and keep 'em coming please !
Oh, I get it now! Thanks Red. I got 'Water Boy' - LAME !
Hmmm, This topic is a little too controvertial for me, but I will say that I agree with MrNudiePants that your avatar should be a reflection of how you see yourself. Mine in never going to change, I spent ages choosing it to reflect my personality - artistic, unconventional, spiritual, a bit out there and a little mysterious.

So if a picture of your erect cock reflects who you are - so be it. The drawback might be that after a while all cocks look pretty much the same.
Well, since I'm an Australian I'd call myself 'Outback Clacker' or 'The Brick Shithouse'.
This chick just gets better all the time - can't wait to post my pics of her.
Thanks Rocco, I feel I've found a second home !
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Well I want to say something but my finger's won't move. SHE is about as good as it gets. Thanks Rocco!!!


This is Hungarian honey Zafira - beautiful !!!!
Indeed, we should be about community here rather than competition. I'm just happy that people are willing to take the time to read my stuff and leave a comment. If some recognition does comes, that's good but let's leave conspiricy theories and paranoia to the mainstream media.
Don't get me wrong folks, I love Latinas - J Lo in particular has often shared my dreams. Maybe it's because she's in the "Ex Mrs Tom" club - women stupid enough to get involved with him. Come to think of it , I don't like any his others either. Is there a "Lusting After Megan Fox" thread?
Sorry, my bad, it was Cephalonia, not Corfu.
Sorry, I don't find her that sexy. I guess I've never forgiven her for being crap in "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" - one of my favourite books. A latina bimbo in Corfu during WWII ???
Australia has too many public holidays as it is but I would be willing to sacrifice the Queen's Birthday; June 14th and turn it inti N.S.A.H.A.H.S.D. As it's a Monday next year - all the better.
Sorry folks. I can't work out how to post a pic. Anyhoo, For my idea of perfect breasts, take a quick look at the second pic on my profile page - now them's is some fine mams !
All wonderful but let's try to stick to the real thing - they don't give medals for artificially enhanced sports performances now do they.
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Hey Pete...that thing you do with the dog might fall into the category of "too much information"...but, did you ever think of combining the last two names?...How about Stiffy McSniffy? Now, that's got class...



Alan my dear fellow, the days of me holding back are long gone - in for a penny, in for a pound I say !

- Pete

PS. I think we've covered the entire range of possibilities, the other 'arf and myself, over the years. I do seem to remember Stiffy Mc Sniffy raising his head once or twice, so to speak.
Mr Naughty, Stiffy Mc Squiffy, Sniffy (this last one because I grab it and pretend it's a dog sniffing around - with a wet nose, you know !
Sitting in a public toilet cubicle while the guy in the next one is having a full blown argument with his wife over his cell phone. GRRRRRRRRRR !!!
Finally a thread I can relate to - love the ol' tush, can't get enough of it !