Plain, full-fat, Greek yogurt
Iced coffee (half-and-half, no sugar)
Yes, every single time.
Do you depend on having a relatively fixed daily routine?
Yes.
Have you ever dressed as the opposite sex for a party or other event?
(That assumes you don't cross-dress as part of your normal kink.)
Does your burning twig speak with the voice of God?
Coffee.
Oh, wait! "Drip coffee!"
A double espresso, followed by a cup of drip coffee.
(Both fully caffeinated, of course. Decaf coffee is to coffee as bologna is to filet mignon.)
Peach-flavored Diet Snapple
Drove at 125 mph (~200 kph) in order to be stopped by a state trooper, which would have gotten her a ticket. **Content removed by moderator. Violates Lush TOS.**
Suckup.
No, "Elegant"! Elegant!
Really, I meant Elegant!