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Porgy87
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Porgy87
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(Another thread that has been dormant for nearly six weeks?!? What up with that?)
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I wish every presidential candidate had a picture taken of them eating a kielbasa.
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Vanilla ice cream, sure.

Crunchy, crisp cookies ("biscuits" for those of you who are not speakers of 'Murican) or chewy ones?
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Quote by cooldaddy

But of course! "There is nothing like a Dame!"
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As I was saying, I never put off doing

OOH! SHINY THING! BACK LATER!
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I do not procrastinate. I usually just

SQUIRREL! BACK LATER!
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A few, maybe a half-dozen times. But it was a l-o-o-o-n-g time ago.

Has a date ever gotten way too drunk or way too trashed on drugs, for the level that your relationship was at at the time?
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I AM sleepy and on my way to bed.
(I AM also sad that MM, up there ↑, is hurt and done.)
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Yes, best man in a very formal wedding -- cutaway and everything! (No gloves, though.)

Have you ever fainted in public?
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I AM in the middle of it. But I am feigning serenity, so all is well.
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Quote by adi_me33

OMG! Who let you outta your cage you little prick?? I hate you more and more every time I see you. And I will NEVER EVER have any conversation with you AND.....


Oh, Lord, she's at it again.

Look, you brainless excuse for a woman, or whatever gender it is you're mimicking today:

I HATE HEARING FROM YOU!!! GO COMMENT ON THE OAKLAND RAIDERS OR MANCHESTER UNITED OR FREAKING GEORGE CLOONEY!!!
JUST LEAVE ME THE EFF ALONE, YOU BABBLING MORON!!!

PUBLIC NOTICE
ADI_ME33 AND I EXCHANGE BRUTALLY NASTY MESSAGES WITH EACH OTHER,
BOTH ON FORUM THREADS AND, IF YOU MUST KNOW, IN PERSONAL MESSAGES.
THEY OFTEN CONTAIN TERMS LIKE "I HATE YOU" AND "YOU SUCK" AND
"GO DIE SOMEWHERE, WILL YOU, YOU NAUSEATING AND PATHETIC LOSER!!!"
IF YOU THINK WE ARE SERIOUS, THEN YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO BREATHE AIR
WITHOUT INSTRUCTION OR ASSISTANCE AND I ADVISE YOU TO STOP.
AS THE LINE FROM "THE LADY IS A TRAMP" STATES:
"SHE NEVER BOTHERS WITH PEOPLE SHE HATES."
THE PEOPLE WHOM WE HATE WE IGNORE.
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