Unlike you. Ugh, I wouldn't even TRY to have an intelligent conversation with you! It would be like discussing theology with a tree stump, except the tree stump would be better looking!
Have I told you how much I hate you today? Don't bother, you can't count that high.
70°F, 10 mph wind out of the WSW, clear blue sky. Wonderful early fall day!
AM was caught with lime jello all over his mouth...
Layla is having gender-reassignment surgery so she can change her name to "Eric Clapton Is God."
No. It's like a dog that bites you once. Forever after, it's "the dog that bites."
I lost my virginity with a pro.
It was a training exercise, really, not good sex by a long shot, looking back on it.
I've never done it again, but I did pay for phone sex way back when it was new, just to see what that was like. I haven't repeated that again either, at least for cash.
Finally, it was in '65 (that's 1865, naturally) so it was only $10, including the room and the condom.