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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
0 miles · Boston
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Senior Analyst
Well, yesterday.
I drove three miles to the market to purchase a quart of half and half. Then I carefully purchased a half-gallon of 2% milk.
In my (inadequate) defense, I was utterly exhausted after working a full day. (I'm retired and I try to work no more than 3 hours a day. 8.5 is too much for me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)
I drove three miles to the market to purchase a quart of half and half. Then I carefully purchased a half-gallon of 2% milk.
In my (inadequate) defense, I was utterly exhausted after working a full day. (I'm retired and I try to work no more than 3 hours a day. 8.5 is too much for me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)
Senior Analyst
Ew. Even if you were in the running for the sexiest, C52 (may I call you that?), you'd be forever tainted by having that giggling troll on your lap.
So the bad news (for you) is the good news (for me) that I'm still the sexiest. I'll take over now.
(Adi, you hot mess, all the glitter in the world could not cover over your hideousness -- not to mention those sores and boils! -- so you should take your deluded self somewhere else. Maybe the Marianas Trench.)
So the bad news (for you) is the good news (for me) that I'm still the sexiest. I'll take over now.
(Adi, you hot mess, all the glitter in the world could not cover over your hideousness -- not to mention those sores and boils! -- so you should take your deluded self somewhere else. Maybe the Marianas Trench.)
Senior Analyst
Adi, Adi... You've been inhaling your glitter again, haven't you? You've forgotten that I'm the sexiest. That stuff will rot your brain, you know.
Anyway, take that lap you're sitting on and make room for me. Just go over there. You'll get over it. Just gaze on me and you'll perk right up.
I am the sexiest. Really.
Anyway, take that lap you're sitting on and make room for me. Just go over there. You'll get over it. Just gaze on me and you'll perk right up.
I am the sexiest. Really.
Senior Analyst
Happy Birthday! Did you hear that? (Oh Christ he's made himself deaf with all his shouting...)
I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Deaf as a haddock. Sheesh.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, STEPH, YOU TWAT!!!
YOU'D BE ABLE TO FUCKING HEAR PEOPLE
IF YOU WEREN'T SO FUCKING ADDICTED TO MAKING NOISE!!!
I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Deaf as a haddock. Sheesh.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, STEPH, YOU TWAT!!!
YOU'D BE ABLE TO FUCKING HEAR PEOPLE
IF YOU WEREN'T SO FUCKING ADDICTED TO MAKING NOISE!!!
