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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
0 miles · Boston

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Well, I am falling asleep, but it's because hating you so much exhausts me. It's all your fault, as usual.

TPBM is wide awake and doesn't want to be.
Neither, I don't drink.
(She hates me because she is just a hater, mean as a snake and just as venomous. I hate her more than there are numbers to measure it. She is evil and should be shunned by all right-thinking Lushies.)

Tulips or roses?
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Oddly enough, I had something similar occur. It was years ago, and I had lusted for Elizabeth for months. Our first time was missionary. As I approached orgasm, with her head bumping against the headboard, I could feel her body tensing up. Then she passed out. Completely. I withdrew, and she awakened. We tried again the next night and the exact same thing happened.

Hm, me too, Larry, but it wasn't the first time with K. It was a normal, missionary session -- a very good one, we came exuberantly and simultaneously -- and I thought I had killed her. She stayed out a good two minutes, but when she came around she was fine. Ecstatic, actually.

The same woman also burst into tears as part of an intense orgasm. I'm so happy to say that it wasn't out of disappointment, just an overwhelming flood of sensation. She took half an hour to recover, as I recall.
Oh, izzat so? I'll pass for a few minutes while I consider my options.

Edit: Thought it over, gotta pass.
I would also like to be in bed with you sleeping, or being otherwise engaged.
I AM better today. My 24-hour bug always seems to last 36 hours.
(I don't know Sugarbaby, but I hope she feels better soon, too.)
Quote by Green_Man
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum.

Good taste, Larry.

The Producers
Dominate the bejeezus out of Adi, who desperately needs dominating.
What the fuck is WRONG with you, bitch? Try saying

"THANK YOU"

just ONE fucking time after you're done saying

"GIMME GIMME GIMME"

You get NOTHING from me from now till the Rapture, cunt!
OK, I'm in, Trink. Here's the thing.

1. I was treated for prostate cancer (no, it's not the same, I know, I know) 21 years ago.
My cancer was discovered by mistake when an exam that would be routine for a man of 50 and over
was accidentally performed on me when I was 46, and my first PSA result was 21.
Moral: GET EXAMINED.

2. My mother was treated for breast cancer 22 years ago, when she was 66. She's 88 now and still very feisty.
Her cancer was also discovered in a routine exam.
Moral: GET EXAMINED.

3. My wife was treated for breast cancer 9 years ago, at 59. She's 68 now and her doctors don't even want to
see her any more because there's no cancer to look at. Once again, her cancer was discovered in a routine
mammogram.
Moral: GET EXAMINED.

Here are my tatas, not that they're all that interesting, but you asked. (I also want Sprite to do something, anything.)



And finally, it seemed like a good idea to give something to BCRF, so I did that a few minutes ago.
Here's the receipt:

I don't usually post the same picture in two (or more) forum threads, but this is too good not to put here.