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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
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Barbecued pork ribs

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This made me LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

Well, I'm glad it did! Of course, your new av cheers me up too...
As a young man I bragged so much about my sexual abilities and performance that an acquaintance took me to bed both to call my bluff and to see for herself just how good I was. I was terrible. I know this because when I was finished (long before she ever got started, by the way), she phoned her girlfriend to tell her just how pathetically bad I was while I was still naked in her bed.

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TPBM is going to post a comment that is completely out of character for him or her.
The area of Wales is a bit more than 8,000 square miles.
At a bit more than 120,000 square miles in area, Poland is fifteen times as large.