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Porgy87
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Porgy87
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Your doctors consulted with some electricians and they all agree that hot-wiring the on/off switch on your Sybian was a REALLY BAD IDEA!
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Porgy87
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INTJ on this round of questions, the same as it's been for more than 20 years.
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Happy Birthday, Dear Nicola! Thanks for building us such a fantastic play house!
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Porgy87
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I'm so sorry! I just assumed you knew it was a prosthesis!
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Porgy87
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Gummy bears, if I must choose one.
(The vote: Gummy bears 1%, Gummy worms 0%, None of the above 99%)

Iced tea or lemonade?
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Porgy87
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Guilty.

Have you ever deliberately misinterpreted someone's statement just to start a fight?
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Porgy87
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Quote by Shannon3K
Klondike Bar and Brandy....it's delightful!

Hm. You're my kind of girl. I used to love to eat Greek yogurt while sipping on a Sam Adams beer, back when I was still drinking alcohol. (Bass Ale or Guinness will do in a pinch.) It's one of the very few purely pleasant memories I have of drinking, to tell the truth.
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Porgy87
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Help her to get even more comfortable by removing all that clothing.
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Porgy87
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Quote by trinket

Workin' on it. You make a good role model.
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Porgy87
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Quote by MadameMolly

Yes! Thank you very much for the reminder, MM!
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Porgy87
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Guilty.
(Two days ago! Fortunately, the remark was entirely innocent. I think I would have gotten away with it, too, but I outed myself and apologized.)

Have you ever caught a Lush friend in a flat-out lie?
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Porgy87
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Guilty

Have you ever had sex with someone whose name you never found out?
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