Believe it or not, I've never met a woman who matches porn. (Or at least, I've never met a woman who admitted she watches porn.) I think I'd like it, though, if any of my friends did.
Once again the conventional wisdom is sadly mistaken. Sorry, Miss V., but men are quite sexy.
Take me, for example: The Sexiest.
When I Try Cunnilingus Her Eyes Spin!
SCROTUM
What, that little thing? Take that over into the Children's Section where it belongs while I rest my glorious self on the Throne of Sexy.
Xanthan gum as a preservative
"Where have all the pussies gone, long time passing?"
It doesn't much matter, since I'm here now. The Sexiest. Himself.
Saturday Mornings I Like Intense Naughty Groping
ARSENIC
Well, it was yours, but that was temporary. I'm back again, so now the rest of you can go take naps.
I belong here, as I am the sexiest.
I Will Always Love You ~ Whitney Houston
Save The Last Dance For Me - Ben E. King and the Drifters
My Lush friends and how we care for each other.
