Disputes between lovers rarely last.
"Pretend" orgasms are just fake.
I adore almost everybody here!
I like a story that takes its time. The characters ought to be people with full lives; they ought to be completely distinctive. There's nothing so boring (and confusing) as reading a story where all the characters speak in exactly the same way. If the writer can't do dialog well enough for me to know who's talking without an explicit "Sandra said, 'x y z'" then the rest of the story is likely to be crap, too.
I'm repeating myself, I know, but the pace of the story is very important to me. I want the folks involved to be thinking about sex, wanting sex, perhaps craving sex for a long time before anyone's sticking anything into anyone else. Anticipation is everything.
Medium rare. I think if a steak is cooked any more than that it starts to dry out, and I don't want to pay a bunch of money for steak jerky.
Surprises make ordinary days wonderful!
Bad things happen. So what?
Good-tempered dogs rarely bite strangers.
Penises, Rigid In Vaginas, Are Totally EXCELLENT!!!
CRUCIAL
Trying Everything, My Private Tutor Even Danced!
PORCINE