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8 Oct 2014

Iconoclast

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8 Oct 2014

Onager

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8 Oct 2014

Soft and gentle kiss, anywhere she'd like it, for Sheri just above.

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8 Oct 2014

Blueberries

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8 Oct 2014

Denied

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8 Oct 2014

Quote by zumbamami
Hi everyone! I'm 46, married, bi-curious, curvy and new to the site. Still navigating around to figure out where everything is, but have really enjoyed reading the stories. So HOT!

Yes, welcome! The person above me in this thread is sensible and a superb writer. Me? I'm just a sleazy bastard.
Enjoy! Goza!

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7 Oct 2014

This actually includes all my female Lush friends, now that I think about it.

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6 Oct 2014

Plunge

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6 Oct 2014

Sport ~ Trope

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6 Oct 2014

Quote by HeraTeleia
Does the slight, downy regrowth between my regular professional waxings count? If so, then I guess the answer is yes...sort of.

No, that's like saying a man's two-day stubble signals the return of the beard as the norm. (A woman doesn't shave every day between waxings, does she?)

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6 Oct 2014

Skeet ~ Tense

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6 Oct 2014

Tantric

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6 Oct 2014

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5 Oct 2014

Chants never change any minds.

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5 Oct 2014

Tonight pizza, but tomorrow Chinese.

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5 Oct 2014

Holding a drink

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5 Oct 2014

Dive right in!

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5 Oct 2014

Peach Diet Snapple

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5 Oct 2014

When I joined up I used an image of an old man from the 1500s. A new friend criticized me for using a bland, meaningless av, so I switched to a representation of a bull.
The same friend said, "Nice, but it's still dishonest because it's not actually you."
Since I'm rather paranoid about my full face in public, I decided to use my eyes -- they are in fact my eyes.

Quote by BethanyFrasier
The one I usually use with me walking topless with the 2 dogs was taken in the summer of 2013 at a nature preserve near where I live. The dogs are my mom's. I use it because everyone thinks it represents my personality perfectly. The one I have up now is for those who were curious what my ass looks like (if you've got a magnifying glass!).

Nice butt, BTW.

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5 Oct 2014

You are sleepy this morning, aren't you, Amy? That's the only reason I can think of for why you'd be here, when it's my spot.

Aaaahhh, that feels good... Settling in for the duration...

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5 Oct 2014

Not fear, but loathing: cockroaches.

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4 Oct 2014

Quote by katlover1975
well of course i do. to be openly sexual and flirty and have them reply in kind, without all the drama of a real relationship - all the fun and none of the grief

Yes. This.

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3 Oct 2014

Quote by LadyAnnWest
Diamonds & Rust - Joan Baez

Really! Good taste.

I'm watching the Austin City Limits 40th Anniversary show -- Willie Nelson is singing right now with Lyle Lovett!
Edit: now Emmy Lou Harris is singing "Crazy" with Willie backing her up. I'm very happy...
What are you doing here?!?

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3 Oct 2014

I'm here now, so you can relax and think it over, over there.

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2 Oct 2014

I really admire your confidence, Tamar, but it's sadly misplaced.

Psst -- you're not actually the sexiest. It is I. The Sexiest. I hope this whispering softens the reality hit.

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2 Oct 2014

I AM not a fish, but I play one on Lush.

KNOBBED PORGY
Small, but mighty.

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2 Oct 2014

Amy, you are surely a wide range of "-est"s, but I'm afraid "sexiest" is not one of them. You are sexy, but not the -est.
The Sexiest? Well, that would be me. Shut the door on your way out, eh? (Say Hi! to Dominic for me, would you?)

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1 Oct 2014

Open, cheerful, sophisticated -- and funny!

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1 Oct 2014

"It's Raining Men In My Pants!" -- The Weather Girls

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1 Oct 2014

OK, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Time for the Tamar Removal Artillery. Hold on tight!

BLAM!!!

Bye bye! Have a nice trip! See you when you get back! I'll still be here as The Sexiest!

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