GONG!!!!!
Don't fight the hook, Tamar, it's just to help you get offstage, as I assume my rightful place as The Sexiest.
I think it's funny that all of us men who would like to be women focus on having mind-blowing, interminable orgasms. Don't get me wrong: I would love to feel just 30 seconds of one of those bad girls!
But the reason I'd want to be a woman for a day would be to experience two things: to be taken, whatever that means, and to engulf a man, that is, take him in completely and hold him there. Those are mysteries to me.
Welcome, and I'm glad you're here. You might want to read my profile.
"Diamonds and Rust ... In My Pants" -- Joan Baez (A song for an old man...)
No, you're mine, and so is this chair. Don't go far, you brighten up the room.
I Want a Little Sugar in My Bowl ... In My Pants ~ Nina Simone or Bessie Smith
Sugar, Sugar ... in my pants -- The Archies
Tell her to go on. Ask her if could stay to watch.
(I'd wonder where my wife was, though.)
Well, you're in the chair temporarily, but it's mine, you know. Bye! Have a good life!
2004 Toyota RAV4 or 2007 Toyota Prius, depending on my mood. Each has more than 140,000 miles on it.
Nah. But having interesting chats with people here is nice.
Life is too short to eat bad food.
Diet Coke with lots of ice
Darling VD, I see you still have that problem with pronouns. "Me" was speaking to me. And her judgment is infallible.
Enjoy your walk offstage. I'll be basking in the spotlight belonging to the Truly Sexiest, where I deserve to be.
The Sexiest has returned, so you may all go have a nice brunch with many Bloody Marys to ease your pain. Ta-ta!
OK, I'm in: Alhambra
(And for Ann: http: //www. cityofalhambra. org/ . Also, I wasn't making anything up!: http: //ci. alamogordo. nm. us/ There were nuclear bomb tests there in the 1950s. The URLs are broken up because Lush doesn't allow actual links here.)
Well it was your turn. It's mine now, and that's where the rotation ends. I'm having some furniture delivered, so please don't bother trying anything.