Quote by SirDominic
Damnn good answer.
I agree, and I told her so privately.
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Porgy87
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Quote by Welsh_Mal
Hi. Any tips for how to tell your wife that you've been having an affair for the last couple of years, without nuclear war breaking out?
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To answer your question directly: No. There are no such tips.
Decades ago I was involved intimately with a woman not my wife for a period of years. It was the '70s and my wife and I were living an "open marriage," which is to say she knew essentially everything about the relationship. We had this simple rule: I was not going to leave her for #2. I actually lived with #2 for about eight months, but eventually that relationship ended and I went back to my wife. We're still married.
However: after I went back to her, I genuinely cheated on her -- i.e., I slept with someone a couple or three times without telling her about it. I quit that fairly quickly after a week or two, and I thought I had skated.
TEN years after that, with all that history behind us, my wife found out about the two-week affair, and NUCLEAR WAR BROKE OUT.
There is no free lunch. Buckle up. Take what you've got coming; you've earned it.
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
I have a glass of wine or beer occasionally but have never been drunk. I do notice others when drunk. In general they think their funny or articulate. There not! Some look mellow. Others get angry but all have change in some way.
A friend told me he was cured of drinking because he got drunk and went home with this young hot chick but woke up in the morning with an old hag. He discovered after five beers the women were all young hot chicks.
(My personal wake-up call was when I realized that after five beers I turned into an irresistible stud muffin.)