Oh, you're just so confused, Ann, sweetie... The haiku party is in the next room, remember?
This is the place for the sexiest to bask in, well, his own glory. I'll be right here if you need me for anything.
Nice haiku, though.

Quote by BethanyFrasier
I tend to take over in every situation. If someone tells me a problem they're having, I have to solve it for them. I invariably take charge in every context if someone else doesn't step in and beat me to it. My ego is enormous and I always think I know better than anyone else what is the right thing to do. I'm also an insufferable narcissist! I'm overly in love with myself, even though I try to appear modest and self-effacing to others, knowing my own glaring flaws all too well.
Quote by GirlyWorld
I would like to suggest creating an Account Credibility system on Lush, whereby new members are only allowed to perform certain tasks once they have achieved a certain status on the site. This would put the brakes on people creating fake accounts with the intent to be disruptive. It would seem that today it is possible to sign up with a new account, be an ass and disappear. I realize that most of the perpetrators will be caught out at some point down the line, but why not discourage the buggers before they are given the chance to cause problems in the first place? My feeling is that this could a) avoid discomfort to existing site members, and b) reduce the amount of clean-up required after the fact.
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