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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
0 miles · Boston

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Oh, you're just so confused, Ann, sweetie... The haiku party is in the next room, remember?
This is the place for the sexiest to bask in, well, his own glory. I'll be right here if you need me for anything.

Nice haiku, though.
Your rightful reward is over there behind the potted palms, Bill.

Mine, on the other hand, is right here. I'm claiming it, so the rest of you can relax.
no attention whore
would settle for just "topless"
she would go naked
your scent in my clothes --
i am jealous and selfish,
i don't want to share
now where have you gone
the ache is quite palpable
return to me soon
your luscious pussy
the quintessence of beauty
holds my soul in thrall
surf spray green water
violence at the seashore
belies calm at sea
Hard to say. Possibilities include:

Robert De Niro's character in "Ronin"
Tom Hanks in "Philadeophia"
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in "The Maltese Falcom" (and everyone else in the cast, too!)
Annie Lennox as God in "Dogma"
Robin Williams as the psychiatrist in "Good Will Hunting"

If I have to pick one, it's Sam Spade. He's seen all the corruption and remains incorruptible.
Quote by LadyAnnWest
Volga Boatmen - Paul Robesn

!!! I knew there was a good reason to love you madly!

Right now I'm not listening to music. I'm listening to a dozen turkeys scratching around in our garden, clucking very quietly to each other.
Quote by BethanyFrasier
I tend to take over in every situation. If someone tells me a problem they're having, I have to solve it for them. I invariably take charge in every context if someone else doesn't step in and beat me to it. My ego is enormous and I always think I know better than anyone else what is the right thing to do. I'm also an insufferable narcissist! I'm overly in love with myself, even though I try to appear modest and self-effacing to others, knowing my own glaring flaws all too well.

In the movie "Network News" there is the following exchange between Holly Hunter's character and her boss (paraphrased, of course):

Boss: It must be wonderful to always be the smartest person in the room.
Hunter: No, it's awful!

I can relate.
Quote by Dani
Listen here, you bitch
Today is fucking Friday
I'm not doing shit.


Ha ha ha ha ha! I love this, but it cries out for typographic editing. If you don't mind...?

Listen here, you bitch

Today is fucking FRIDAY

I'm not doing shit.
Quote by emilykiss
...

Here we are again
Ready for another round
Lets play fair this time


I genuinely adore this part of the set.
My life is complete.
Touching you -- and tasting you --
Are all that I need.
Mornings hurt the worst.
I look at a bare pillow
And you are not there.
You complement me.
Without you I have no heart,
No spirit, nothing.
Arrogance.
(If you need a longer explanation, then you are obviously too stupid to understand one, anyway.)
Ann only has one arm, as you can see, because she lost her left arm in the tragic Alligator Incident of 2011. She did win the fight, though.
Quote by GirlyWorld
I would like to suggest creating an Account Credibility system on Lush, whereby new members are only allowed to perform certain tasks once they have achieved a certain status on the site. This would put the brakes on people creating fake accounts with the intent to be disruptive. It would seem that today it is possible to sign up with a new account, be an ass and disappear. I realize that most of the perpetrators will be caught out at some point down the line, but why not discourage the buggers before they are given the chance to cause problems in the first place? My feeling is that this could a) avoid discomfort to existing site members, and b) reduce the amount of clean-up required after the fact.

...


As I read the suggestion, it seems that the only benefit would be to make the site somewhat tidier.

Personally, I prefer a rather messy site with much back-and-forth, including remarks that are thoughtful and intelligent, as well as those that are inane and idiotic.

"Nay"
Quote by BethanyFrasier
After 20+ years of masturbating, I'm starting to grow little horns under my hair, but if I style my hair just right, they don't show.


Well, it's a look.