"Maggie May" - Rod Stewart
"Maggie May" - Rod Stewart
I was bitten by a dog as a child and underwent the treatment for possible exposure to rabies, which was a fourteen-day series of painful injections around and through my belly button. I have forgotten the experience.
Yes, for a little while. I get to the "too much" stage pretty quickly, and then it hurts.
Guilty. One college summer two girls knocked on the apartment door and asked to use the toilet. Ten minutes later I was having sex with one of them; twenty minutes later she was gone. Never did get her name.
Have you ever traveled 100+ miles just for sex? I don't mean a visit that happened to include sex -- the point of the drive was getting laid at the end of it.
Hey Bill. Where's that girl who was in here with us? There *was* a girl in with us, right?!?
Morning suits you, cutie!
Yes, I do, but I don't do it often enough. Just lazy, I guess
TPBM loves all the American sports.
This was in an old Zap Comix, I think. It surely never happened IRL!
He: "Hey bitch, do you fuck?"
She: "Not 'til now, you sweet-talkin' honey!"
Only the story of Lot and his daughters, which wouldn't be allowed as a Lush story.
TPBM has a bad hangover.