I NEED 8 hours a night.
I GET 6 hours a night. I do take naps, though.
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Porgy87
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male, 79
0 miles · Boston
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Senior Analyst
Yes. When I was young, I was fairly adventurous about sex, and I realize now much my actual activities have withered into the plainest, most timid sex imaginable. To tell the truth, I've found that it's difficult for me even to fantasize innovatively.
I regard the stories I read here as tutorials created by experts as a public service!
I regard the stories I read here as tutorials created by experts as a public service!
Senior Analyst
1. I am an alcoholic in recovery; if I make it, I'll have 25 years of continuous sobriety on September 11.
2. I once had sex with someone who did not want to have sex with me.
3. Although I have technically been faithful to my wife for many years -- decades, really -- I have skated very close to the edge with many many women over that time.
4. I have a fairly serious lingerie fetish, but it's only visual. The same holds for high heeled shoes.
5. I deeply believe that I am always the smartest person in the room.
There are more, I'm sure, but for now I'll limit it to five.
2. I once had sex with someone who did not want to have sex with me.
3. Although I have technically been faithful to my wife for many years -- decades, really -- I have skated very close to the edge with many many women over that time.
4. I have a fairly serious lingerie fetish, but it's only visual. The same holds for high heeled shoes.
5. I deeply believe that I am always the smartest person in the room.
There are more, I'm sure, but for now I'll limit it to five.
Senior Analyst
I had an ex whose pussy flowed like a fire hose when she was aroused -- so much so that I couldn't go down on her without feeling I was going to drown! I was young, I didn't know what a good thing I had there! I love who I'm with now, but it would be SO much better if she had the ex's pussy juice.
Senior Analyst
Hello all --
I've been here about a month, learning the ropes through trial and error, mostly. I am very happy about the generally warm welcome I've received, both for my first story and for my attempts to make friends.
One of my friends was kind enough to point out that my previous avatar "sucked." She was quite sincere; she wasn't trying to be nasty at all. She likes the one I'm using now, by the way.
So here's the question: what's a good avatar? What's a great avatar? Do you change yours frequently? Never?
I've been here about a month, learning the ropes through trial and error, mostly. I am very happy about the generally warm welcome I've received, both for my first story and for my attempts to make friends.
One of my friends was kind enough to point out that my previous avatar "sucked." She was quite sincere; she wasn't trying to be nasty at all. She likes the one I'm using now, by the way.
So here's the question: what's a good avatar? What's a great avatar? Do you change yours frequently? Never?
Senior Analyst
Quote by Ryan1986
Fair point.. Nothing wrong with your pic.. It's the ones who pretend to be the girls on their profile pic.. Or lead us to believe they are the girls in their profile pic.. E.g cutting off their heads and showing their boobs etc..
Sure, I know what you mean, but the falseness applies whether the person using someone else's torso is male or female or CD or trans. My pic is fictional, and hopefully everyone seeing it knows that. If I posted a cute girl from Tumblr for my avatar and let you think it was really me, then you'd have a point -- same as if I was a 45 year old woman using the avatar of a 22 year old girl. (Or a fat 50 yo man using the six pack of some young hunk.)
Originally posted when my avatar was female.
Senior Analyst
Quote by Ryan1986
I'm not saying they should use themselves... Just wish they wouldn't use a girl as their profile pic..
I'm using Lisbeth Salander -- The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo -- because she is completely bad-ass, extremely intelligent, and good looking in makeup or without it. I make no pretense of being either female or gay, as anyone who looks can see. So what's wrong with that?
Originally posted when my avatar was female.
Senior Analyst
In my middle 20s I bragged to anyone who would listen that I was a love machine, an animal, a stud -- better than anyone you ever had. In fact, I was a better fuck than anyone you know ever had!
So a friend of a friend called my bluff and took me to bed. When we finished, and before I was out of her bed, she called up the mutual friend to tell her how terrible I was.
Is there anything else about this story to tell? No, I don't think so.
So a friend of a friend called my bluff and took me to bed. When we finished, and before I was out of her bed, she called up the mutual friend to tell her how terrible I was.
Is there anything else about this story to tell? No, I don't think so.
