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Primal
Over 90 days ago
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Wow, simma down naw! (Joke... SNL skit). Just thought you were taking the topic WAY too seriously is all, no offense intended.
Only mild symptoms now after I followed some of the advice in this thread, thanks everyone for helping me avoid a chiropractor!
Only mild symptoms now after I followed some of the advice in this thread, thanks everyone for helping me avoid a chiropractor!
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Thanks for posting the new Killer's song Primal. I fancy the singer so much he's so sexy ha ha. My fave Killer's song is Mr Brightside love the video for that song.


LOL nice. My favorite band, have every song they ever made on my phone haha (I own all the albums...so I'm legal!). Even the unreleased demos and stuff.

Mr. Brightside is one mf my favorites too, love Eric Roberts cameo in the video. I have about five Killers songs in my profile playlist right now haha.

That's funny about Brandon Flowers (lead singer)...I always pick him for the "if you had to screw a guy...had to...who would you pick?" Type questions LMAO. *shrugs*


Ha ha well I deffo would not kick him out of bed, I'd find some men ties and keep him strapped to my bed. Hmmmmmm would this be his pleasure or mine? Hell, who am I kidding, it's mine of course LOL


LOL... *no comment*



Well...that is a mfm ménage à trois I might actually join... lol
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I'm pretty nice when I'm sleeping.


That's not true, you fart and snore. And take all the covers too


Its true, I can vouch for that... (don't ask!).
I'm pretty proud of The Bible. It took me a few...hundred years, but I eventually finished writing it. One of my top five works for sure.
I've already met a couple new people from this thread, the good may out weigh any perceived bad.

Chill out a little Kathleen, you never seem to have a middle ground or gray area, everything is good/bad or black/white with you, relax a little and find a happy middle! lol ;)
I could do it...








...if the stranger was a Canadian!








(lol, totally joking canadians...terrance and phillip though? Yes!)
All I can think about with this story is that his wife has a twin...TWINS!!!
Good lord Marcos! Knuckle biter for sure!


Here is another rubber ducky LOL, can you find it?



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This post is screwed up.


Pink ha ha lol Honey blows a raspberry at Primal hee hee LOL



The chic wants to fight! Come onnnnnn man, she wants to fight!!! LOL
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Thanks for posting the new Killer's song Primal. I fancy the singer so much he's so sexy ha ha. My fave Killer's song is Mr Brightside love the video for that song.


LOL nice. My favorite band, have every song they ever made on my phone haha (I own all the albums...so I'm legal!). Even the unreleased demos and stuff.

Mr. Brightside is one mf my favorites too, love Eric Roberts cameo in the video. I have about five Killers songs in my profile playlist right now haha.

That's funny about Brandon Flowers (lead singer)...I always pick him for the "if you had to screw a guy...had to...who would you pick?" Type questions LMAO. *shrugs*
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When packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different amounts.

Makes my blood boil. *rawwwr*



Father of the Bride was a good movie...You said that and I thought of it

It pisses me off when I get depressed for no reason.



Haha, did they say that in Father of The Bride? Steve Martin right? I'm sure I saw it, but its been a few years.
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When packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different amounts.

Makes my blood boil. *rawwwr*



Father of the Bride was a good movie...You said that and I thought of it

It pisses me off when I get depressed for no reason.



Haha, did they say that in Father of The Bride? Steve Martin right? I'm sure I saw it, but its been a few years.
I think anatomy and biology determine gender, however I think people should act however makes them feel right.


I don't agree though that gender is mental, that is I mean, just thinking you are something is a lifestyle philosophy or choice or something. I obviously haven't thought this out very much. I my point I guess is that you can't rely only on mental and ignore biology.

If that were the case, I could say in my head I am a unicorn, but my biology would betray me of course. Sure, gender can have a mental aspect, but you can't just ignore biology, or maybe its just me that can't, I don't know!

Anyways, as long as people aren't hurting anyone, be whatever you want.
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Neat av, Ehsan. Welcome.


Its the main character from one of the Final Fantasy rpg's, I think 12 but I'm not possitive. I haven't played any since 10.



For me, I like all boobs, but definitely prefer the 34-36C range (approx) as opposed to the big guns or little cupcakes. I like them all though.
Ohhhh new killers song came out a couple days ago, xmas song ha ha:


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If you list some of your favorite cars, like the Dodge Viper, that doesn't mean anything negative about all the other cars.


You miss the point. Cars don't have feelings.



I didn't miss anything, I did say it was a bad example, and that I was joking. It's an adult site, we are all in theory adults here, I don't think a *positive* thread is an issue.

However, if it was a *post who you think is a dick* thread, then it might not go over very well.



If anyone is upset, I am giving out free hugs.
Maybe my mind is just a little warped...but this thread went in a VERY different direction than I was expecting!



;)
Worst blow job I ever got was my first REAL blow job (not just kids messing around).

I always said she must have thought my cock was made of glass and afraid to break it or something, as she put zero pressure on it with her lips and no tongue. It was more like she was practicing blowing smoke rings lol. I did not cum.

It actually tickled more than felt good. We were both young though (middle school), so I guess neither of us knew what to do.
Would you mind if my ex joined us for a ménage à trois?
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Since I have never had a pissing contest before I invited Pixie over to test our flow of piss. Amazingly, we tied and just wound up on the ground scissoring.




YES! I lasted all 10 minutes, adding this to my list of accomplishments. Dexter fans will find this clip hilarious...