What a great job...anyone taking applications? Ha!
The crunching as I eat chocolate crickets.
I don't think not mentioning someone implies anything, good or bad. To use a bad example, I'm pretty good at bad examples by the way. If you list some of your favorite cars, like the Dodge Viper, that doesn't mean anything negative about all the other cars. You would still drive the Pinto station wagon or Hyundai Excel, but you get a special tingle up and down your leg when you take a ride in a Dodge Viper, 0-60 in about 4 seconds or less.
So, in conclusion, Primal is a Dodge Viper.
Just kidding everyone! Thanks for the pat on the back from a few of you ladies!
When packages of hot dogs and hot dog buns come in different amounts.
Makes my blood boil. *rawwwr*
Yes, most difficult. Last night I was writing a sex scene and it started off great, but I read it again once I had finished, and it then instructed me how to bake a cake.
Perfect! And no problem man!
It could be worse, you could live in Detroit.
If you have sex with Rick Springfield in his trailer while snorting cocaine off a mirror and wearing nothing but your socks and a lobster bib, just so you can have new material for a Lush story.
Not that I noticed Methusala. I took pain pills but its nagging. Its probably muscle, I do get tension headaches also sometimes.
If I roll my head around in a circle it hurts to the left and rear but not forward or to the right.
Anyone got home remedies for sore necks or something? I could go to a chiropractor, but it seems like a waste of $50+ to me since I'm not crippled by it (yet ha ha).
I literally have a pain in my neck. It started in the last hour and is killing me. How do you remedy a pain in your neck?
The pain even runs all the way up my neck, across my head and into my freakin eyeball.
Oi, this sucks big fuzzy donkey balls.
Never met a girl with one before, I think they are a myth.
Its very disappointing when your town does not have lots of sexy sluts ;(
I'm not a very observant person, so romance is something I need to work on.
An ex or two, maybe three, have called me "Mr. Oblivious" from time to time.
I'm not a girl, but they wear them for support, to keep them out of the way, and for how it looks. Its also fun for us guys to take them off, kind of like opening a gift.
And not all women do, some don't.
Puffies don't look freaky, they look delicious ;)
Meth, just right click on an image, save image as, pick a location on your computer. Then when you post a new post on this forum, click the insert image button, browse to the location where you saved the picture, then select it. Click upload now.
Then click to submit your post/reply and there you have it.
The top lists should stay in my opinion. In fact I wish they were more accurate. With true voting and ranking, the cream will rise to the top.
Sometimes I want to read a good, well written story and I don't have time to wade through a bunch that are not quite up to par. I think ranking systems help with this. Competition is healthy and encourages improvement and innovation. Its good incentive and motivation.
Not everybody deserves a gold star, so I think the rankings are a positive feature of the site.
Its a good poem Woman. A pretty heavy topic compared to what we usually see on here, thank you for sharing it with us.
I like all pussy, even when they are furry.
I would tell her she is on my list, my celebrities I'm allowed to have sex with list. so she is obliged to now have sex with me.