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Ha ha ha ha. Nice. Lots of people don't like her, but I think she would be fun to hang out with.

Well, sure - if you happen to like bisexual chicks with big tits, and nice round butts who like to drink and party and... ummm... take their clothes off, and... wait... what was I talking about?

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Men , you know that we all spent 9 months in there trying to get out,,,and now we are spending the rest of our lives trying to get back in there ,,,,By nowI am getting confused,,,,WHERE DO WE WANT TO BE?

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Wow! thank you Mathusela!
Very nice and interesting story.
(Bananas taste best with cunt flavor!)

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Oh my. her panties slide to the side and she is showing her stuff.

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I went through a stage where I was fucking fruits and vegetables. I think the first was a cucumber. I cut off one end and gutted the seeds. I put my cock in it, but the suction wouldn't let me go all the way in, so I cut off the other end. It was pretty good. A pumpkin wasn't so good, there is not much inside, so once having penetrated the shell there isn't much inside to feel. Watermelon is the best, and this is how I began eating my cum. I had a psychological hurdle to jump. I'd fantasies of eating my cum, but after having the orgasm, the desire went away. So having gone to the fruit market with the express purpose of finding a watermelon to fuck, I began picking them up one at time and "thumping" them with an ear up to the rind so I was going to have the best one to eat afterwards. I brought one home and picked out a filet knife about eight inches long. After having carefully cut a nice hole about an inch and a half in diameter, I put the knife in straight, and followed the edge of the hole trying to cut the passage a bit smaller than my circumference so it would be nice and tight going in, then conform to my shape. I put a video in the vcr, a nice young lesbian tape with lots of girls down on girls. I believe that is my favorite image, a lovely young lady with her mouth open wide on the mons of another lovely young lady. Having watched some of this, I was ready to go on my carving job. I took off my pants and drawers, put my cock into the cool wet hole and pushed... oh yeah, it wouldn't go in all the way on the first stroke, this one-time virgin watermelon was being deflowered! After a few more strokes I was able to ram it home, all the way to my pubis, and it didn't take long for all my pubic hair to be sopping wet with pink melon juice. Watching the girls on the tape... schlorp schlorp schlorping the melon... cool juice dripping off of my balls, i imagined I was penetrating one of the girls on the tape, and with one final thrust, I was squirting cum into depths of that green spheroid. It is interesting how I am finding this to be such a pleasant recollection! I withdrew my cock from the fruit which set at the edge of a table, knelt down and licked traces of cum from around the recently carved hole. The warmth of my penis had warmed the flesh of the melon, it felt so nice and warm inside. I carved the thing in half, and proceeded to make inch thick slices and stacked them on a plate. I couldn't find any traces of cum in the holes of the slices, (it must have been absorbed into the flesh of the fruit) but I knew it was there. Before I removed the rind from the slices, I ran my tongue around the inside of each hole. Then having cut the rind away from each piece, I ate all of the cum soaked fruit, feeling satisfied that I had consumed my entire load, although it was hidden in the meat of the melon. The next day I carved a hole in the other end...

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*giggles*
Come here Primal, I'll tease your nipples untill you pop all over mine! :P

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Just thought what else can make me cringe when I've made love to certain men, is the faces men pull when the come, when making love.

What is it with you men, why the weird faces. I had one ex and when he came I was like ewwww all the funny twitches in the face.

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I dated a guy once who was the ONLY man I ever met that like to eat pussy more than I love to suck cock. He spent most of his time driving me wild with his expert pussy eating. He always fucked me after but never lasted long because he said my pussy was so hot after he ate it that it made him cum faster. Hell I didn't care just bury your face in there baby!

Enjoy it and start introducing some new things and start exploring each others sexuality. I think some people get hung up on liking one certain thing because of lack of experience with a variety of types of sex. I once was with a man off and on again for about 5 years who only wanted blow jobs. Poor thing had only ever had straight very plain sex with women I considered cold fishes. Lucky bastard had such a beautiful dick I couldn't wait to suck him off when ever he wanted though I got not much of anything in return except the joy of getting that sexy bastard off. Lucky me had another FWB to call for a fuck when sucking his dick worked me up to much! LOL