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Primal
Over 90 days ago
Male, 43
United States

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I kidnapped your internet stalker, cut him into pieces with my table saw, placed his pieces into Hefty bags and tossed them into the ocean.

Unfortunately, it wasn't your stalker after all, it was your mail man, oops.


I wish for Jessica Biel to be my sex slave smile
I like to slap and squeeze, especially in the face down, ass up positions smile
I laughed!

I've had a couple gf's who got off on making me taste my own cum, usually from kissing me after a blow job. I did have to take one for the team when I was a kid. My gf would only let me cum in her mouth if I tasted it first. She jerked me off and I came on her hand and she made me stick one of her fingers in my mouth. It didn't taste good, at least to me, but it also did not taste horrible like some girls claimed (not about me, just about cum in general).

I can understand perfectly how some women love it and some don't, its definitely a taste one would have to grow to appreciate I would think.
Well I didn't really mean permanently, I saw someone ask this in the celebrity list thread and thought it would be an interesting topic on its own.

Portman, Scarlett, Sandra, great choices ladies! smile

I don't have sexual feelings for him, but I do have what could only be described as a "man crush" on him, and so if I HAD to go gay for some reason, I would pick Brandon Flowers.
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Yes, my first crush/love. I "loved" her from the first minute I saw her in 6th grade and we were friends all the way up through high school. We were never bf/gf but we were friends with benefits and a lot of my firsts were with her. I never did have the balls to tell her that I was in love with her for years, all through school. Even now, around 14 or so years after I first met her I get butterflies in my stomach just thinking about her. I moved away the summer I graduated. The summer I moved I had finally built up enough courage to confess my true love for her and it didn't go the way I had hoped it would. I told her I had something important to tell her and she said she also had big news. She went first. She told me she was pregnant and she was moving in with her long term, on again off-again bf. I felt blind sided and never did tell her. We lost touch over time. I do know she is now a single mother and has several kids and she owns her own business.

Quite a few of my experiences and memories/stories shared on this forum were experienced with her.

There are lots of fish, but I wish I had a do over with her.


Ok I'm a bit of a romantic but since she's now single, any chance you could tell her now? I don't know if you're single so if you aren't, disregard my suggestion. lol



Believe me I've thought about it and come close a few times. But there's been 7 or 8 years of drifting apart between us and I don't know what she would say and what the outcome would be if I did, there is a lot of variables in play. I think coming out of the blue would be not wise. I'm not happy with myself, I need to get right with myself. Its a lot for me to think about, its not easy.
Who would you go gay for?

Whether by choice or life and death ultimatum, who would you choose if you HAD to pick someone?
I have one. An ex gf bought it for me as a gift. I had told her that I bought a rubber vagina once and it broke on the first go with it. The idea of me fucking a sex toy turned her on and so she got one as a present. She actually found it very erotic to jerk me off with it.

SHE did the playing with it on me, although now being single I do bust it out once in awhile. With some lube it really can beat the hell out of just using your hand.

Its very fun when used with a partner, just like dildos are only this, its a male sex toy.
I prefer bad girls, and by bad I mean flirty, slutty, naughty, alternative. And yes, I will bring home a bad girl to mom and dad, don't care if they like her or not.
The first time I had sex with my ex she started crying heavily in the middle of sex. It scared me I thought I did something but she insisted I keep going and she kept crying for a few minutes. Afterward, she told me she momentarily forgot where she was, a kind of flashback. Apparently, six months before we got together she was in a weird relationship with an older man she met online who would get her drunk and her after she passed out. She woke up briefly in the middle of a couple of these passed out rapes and once was on her back with her legs up over his shoulders. This was the position we were in when she cried. He did this repeatedly and I have no clue why she kept seeing him. She did eventually report him and his career in the military ended (his apartment was in the barracks on an Air Force base and several airmen were discharged for sneaking young women onto the base).

I personally very, very rarely cry. I can count on one hand the number of times I have cried. I cried when I read the email my fiance dumped me with, but I have never cried over my friends murder or family members passing away. When I was a kid I cried when my dog died though.

I think some people cry and some don't. Different ways of dealing with things.
I'm a dog! Makes sense, I do love it doggy style. Tied with cowgirl/reverse cowgirl for my favorite positions.
There is nothing wrong with having sex as long as you are a willing participant. There are two types of sex, meaningful and emotional sex out of love and sex that is just a fun activity to enjoy each other and feel good. Just because you have sex with someone doesn't mean it has to mean anything, so you don't need to beat yourself up over it. Religion imposes archaic beliefs and "rules" on people that are no longer relevant in todays world.

Just make sure you are having sex because you want to, not because you think you owe it to someone and make sure you always have condoms with you. There is nothing wrong with having sex for nothing other than pleasure if you both are willing.
Pisces, aquamarine, no idea what my animal is or what a pisces is supposed to be like.

I hope my animal is a dragon, or T-rex, but knowing my luck its probably a gerbel or marmasat (sp?).
Yes, my first crush/love. I "loved" her from the first minute I saw her in 6th grade and we were friends all the way up through high school. We were never bf/gf but we were friends with benefits and a lot of my firsts were with her. I never did have the balls to tell her that I was in love with her for years, all through school. Even now, around 14 or so years after I first met her I get butterflies in my stomach just thinking about her. I moved away the summer I graduated. The summer I moved I had finally built up enough courage to confess my true love for her and it didn't go the way I had hoped it would. I told her I had something important to tell her and she said she also had big news. She went first. She told me she was pregnant and she was moving in with her long term, on again off-again bf. I felt blind sided and never did tell her. We lost touch over time. I do know she is now a single mother and has several kids and she owns her own business.

Quite a few of my experiences and memories/stories shared on this forum were experienced with her.

There are lots of fish, but I wish I had a do over with her.
Jessica Biel
Hayden Panettiere
Stoya
Megan Fox
Kiera Knightley
Jessica Alba
Yvonne Strahovski
Kim Kardashian
Mila Kunis
Amber Heard
Charlize Theron
Jordana Brewster
Elisha Cuthbert
AnnaLyne McCord
Avril Lavigne
Kate Beckinsale
Angelina Jolie
Olivia Munn
Milla Jovovich
Taylor Rain
Minka Kelly
Fairuza Balk
Allison Stokke


Hot celebrities are like Pringles!
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Sorry but uncut turns me off actually.


Off as in not AS on, or as in "kick him out of bed" kind of off?
Did you by chance cut yourself and bleed when you made your first post here?

Would that be ironic or coincidence?
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Welcome to the land of depression, Primal. I'm sure we will get together fine. smile



What color is the sky in our world? ;)
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Hey, just got dumped by text message, which seems kind of callous... is it me, or is this just plain cowardly??



I came home from class (college) one day to find my fiance had moved out of our place, just out of the blue she and all her stuff were gone. Didn't hear from her for a week then she dumped me via email.
I can't handle death. One of my very best friends was murdered, he was stabbed to death over 60 times and 7 years later I still can't wrap my mind around it. A couple of my grandparents died, one from cancer when they discovered it they told us he had two weeks left and 3 days later he died. I have never been to a funeral for any of them, I just can't go there. I can't think about their deaths, it makes me shut down mentally and emotionally. I had a relative once accuse me of being wrong because I didn't shed any tears. I deal with death by not dealing with it, I guess. I don't know what else to say about it.


Spend lots of time with him now and make sure he knows how much you love him.
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Why is it when a girl cries, you men have no friggin idea what to do?? Obviously we are crying for some reason, weather it be we are angry, sad or you have done something to hurt us. I want to know why you cant seem to figure out how to handle us in this situation. And if you can handle it, how do you do so?



We are wired differently and react differently.

Or,

We are stupid.






I have to go with stupid. I came home one time to find my girlfriend balling her eyes out on the phone with her mother and tried to ask what was wrong multiple times and tried to hug her but she kept ignoring me or yelling at me to shut-up and leave her alone, so I left the bedroom and went to make something to eat in the kitchen. Well I was sitting at the computer reading ESPN.com when she comes out of the bedroom yelling at me for not comforting her when she was crying and upset.

I nearly choked on my sandwich out of confusion.
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Chalk up this topic as another one in the "Gals ask Gals" section.


I honestly don't think this forum is active enough for only guy ask girl and girl ask guy forums. The forum would be incredibly boring if guys and gals didn't "bend the rules" in answering questions.
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Hi To Everyone,

Hi I would like to know why men likes to have more than one

women in their lives at the same time ?



I would never cheat on a woman if we were committed to one another. But I would absolutely love to have multiple lovers if everyone was happy with it. I mentioned this in another thread as well. The idea of having say five wives, would greatly appeal to me. Who wouldn't want multiple people who love them? I would adore that.
Twice, but neither was my idea or a situation I wanted to be in. First time involved ignorance and great youth and the next time involved a lot of stupidity, being very naive and unaware of the dangers or society in combination with being a dumb teen who was a real amateur with and around drugs and strangers.
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This is going to sound very corny but I like my bf cumming in my pussy. It makes me feel like there will always be a part of him with me....Did I write that?



This made me think of a memory. When I was with my ex-fiance I came very close to joining the Army (wanted to be a Ranger or a sniper, yeah I was 22, young, dumb and full of cum as they say!) and after the third meeting with the regional recruiter she made me promise that if I joined the military I would have to get her pregnant before I left because if I died in Iraq or Afghanistan she wanted to at least have a kid with me so she would always have a part of me with her.

Maybe this is a similar feeling among women?
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I don't much like huge fake boobs, especially if they look glaringly obvious, out of proportion kind of fake. I wouldn't consider getting anything done now but I've always said I'd have a lift and maybe a small implant when I get old, to keep them perky.
Tattoos are okay in small numbers in my opinion. Small designs on arms or backs can be nice, but not whole arm sleeves etc. Then it gets a little weird. I have a Playboy Bunny just above my right wrist, and that's the only thing I'd have done for now, unless I found the perfect design.


I don't have any, but if I did I would work on doing one sleeve which went from a few inches below the wrist (so you can hide them with a long sleeve shirt if you need to) up to the shoulder. One arm is the only place I would want them. I would probably pick my left arm over my right arm.
Thanks for the virtual kick in the ass, I will put your words to use.
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How about Ashton Kutcher? He may have been funny on "That 70s Show" but he, in my opinion, is not a very good big screen actor.


I liked Ashton in Butterfly Effect and that movie he did with Amanda Peete. "This/that thing called love" I think it's called?
I rarely make the first move, so if the woman doesn't... nothing is going to happen unfortunately

I like very "attacking" women who make the choice for me LOL.
Describe your worst, lamest or funniest sexual experience! Can be anything that would fit under horrible, lame or funny.


I will pick my worst blow jobs received. It was from my first gf that I got sexual with, it was in middle school. She sucked my dick and acted like it was made out of glass or something as I could barely feel anything. I think she was afraid to break it. Her lips barely pushed down on it and actually sometimes tickled because the pressure was so light. She also didn't use any tongue.

It was like she was trying to blow smoke rings with my dick.
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Guys, would you tell your partner if she was rubbish during sex, or let her get on with it not wanting to hurt her feelings?


Even bad sex is better than watching Sportscenter while eating a bowl of cheerios.