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Primal
Over 90 days ago
Male, 43
United States

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I'm Ass Mangler, all I need now is Turd Burgler to find me and we can form our very own Ambiguously Gay Duo crime fighting team!
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I heard a lot of noise, but I didn't listen to what she was actually saying...

Ouch


Lydia, I'm pretty sure that wasn't directed at you, but was rather in fact a joke about the cliche "yapping" girlfriend/wife.
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Oh dear...I shudder to think as to how I got that name of...Cum Stain
*cringe*


Its times like this when I think of the great Japanese philosopher... Bukakke.
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For me, it's been about 5 days.
My period is to blame; I refuse to ever have sex during it.
But now its pretty much over its time to vent my frustration out on my boyfriend.


I've had a few partners who got super horny on their period and it was hard to keep them off me (if I had wanted to refuse them, for some unconscionable reason). One even got off on seeing my fingers and manhood stained in a pale red hue.
I think some of you are throwing the term "alpha male" around too loosely. Simply feeling "safe and protected" is not a trait of an alpha male but a common trait among most men.

In my opinion, alpha males are the strong personalities that own a room, and others follow them, they are the "leader" in their group of friends. They also are usually good with the ladies, the cocky, arrogant man who gets any woman he wants. Usually the star athlete, or dominant male, whether by attitude, muscular build, aggressive towards women and "weaker" men, the arrogant "rich" kid or the office "bully".

Alpha males are the leader of whatever pack they are running in.
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I do think the formula or algorithm used to calculate the top lists needs to be improved as they don't currently work very well.


The top lists are worked out by highest average score, which seems the most logical intelligent way to do them.

How would you change it?

lol necho. He was wonderful in "Dangerous Liaisons".

Are you stirring the pot again DB?


Well I don't know technically, as I am a lame programmer, but I would add in some more qualifiers to the parameters to help filter/form the results better (assuming avg is the only qualifier, of course it should be the main one).

I'm not sure right now, without having spent any time thinking about it yet. If I think of anything that might be useful, I will mention it to you.
Van, I don't think she meant to imply old as in "old", but rather simply to make the point that for her current age, she looked much younger than that, implying nothing else.
Insecurities, which become obstacles in your path.
Queeny, here is a crappy poem I just gave man birth to, for you, in honor of your present situation ;)


I heard silence is golden;
unless you are waiting for the other foot to drop;
that silence, it rips, pulls, and tugs at your increasingly frayed nerves;
morphing them into tangled knots;
dense and heavy they dance;
disturbing the depths of the pit within your stomach;
their maddening waltz drives your mind to freak;
loathing the silence, you welcome that fateful noise;
for when that glorious smash of sound confronts you;
regardless of its octave, and no matter its tone;
whether demonic or pastoral;
do not dwell on the fallen foot;
for no matter what your fate may be;
the royal purple dildo, will remain your "happy" friend.
If it were my site, I would just keep the "top lists" and ignore any whining over it.

Competition breeds innovation and drives towards higher quality products if all things are equal among participants. I do think the formula or algorithm used to calculate the top lists needs to be improved as they don't currently work very well.
Yell through the wall for them to be louder because its easier for you to masturbate to them when they are loud. Then yell through the wall asking them if they want to try and time it so all three of you cum at the same time.
Yeah! Screw plastic! Stick a real rabbit up your ass! Go big or go home ;)


I experienced a finger recently, kind of hurt and was uncomfortable at first, but after awhile it wasn't so bad actually
Oh damn! Haha whatever it is I'm innocent! Innocent!!!
Hmmmm, I think Necho knows where this post is going to go ;)

Rika van den Haas.

Smart, kind, hot, sexy accent.
I'm working on improving my story, taking me forever! ;)
Good advise, but I would have at least asked her if the neighbor was hot or not, I mean come on man!
Most I ever did in a graveyard was drink and smoke pot with friends in high school.

Have yet to bone in an actual boneyard, unfortunately.
Full-on humpin? My sex life is kind of lame right now, so its been awhile. Fortunately I have a FWB, she is pretty quirky though.

Had oral sex a few days ago.

We mess around with everything except actual intercourse. Oral and masturbation are fine, and is what good friends do in her opinion, but for some reason vaginal penetration is off-limits with anything other than fingers. I don't get it, but I'm not complaining (to her! ;)
A couple weeks ago I read a page on WritersDigest that said the average short story length is 5000 words.

Just a FYI, a random nugget of info I picked up recently.
Blow jobs in the dugout of the baseball field behind the high school!

I had sex with myself quite a few times in the bathroom at school, only way to get rid of daily, random erections in class.
South Seattle. Its weird, there is zero news articles about it. Maybe journalists don't work on weekends LOL.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRIN!!! ;)

Shake dat ass, its your birthday!
Sad.

She died of cardiac arrest at 32 years old. I bet it was either her scum bag hubby (gold digger/con-man Simon Monkjack) that helped it happen (he is trying to block her autopsy by the way), or maybe her method of being super skinny caught up to her, or drugs (it IS Hollywood after all).

She looked healthy in Clueless, then got all anorexia looking. Her shady hubby has a history of scamming and cheating women out of their money, wouldn't surprise me at all if he gave her a nudge over the metaphorical "edge".
Can I go to someone elses house and have sex? If I stay home it will be me, my right hand and "the stranger" (left hand).
THAT isn't common, but from my experience, genital piercings are kind of common, especially the clit hood.