Chef, I think its probably a combination of tight underwear and drinking lots of fluids or maybe dehydration and/or upset stomach.
Whatever it is, its fuckin nappy. *stabs eye with a pencil*
Somebody in the household sex toy thread said his girl would ride the bed posts of her bed.
I was impressed, and a little horrified.
If that bed above is her bed...I am truly impressed and even more horrifiederer.
For those that are interested, just read on the local news site that it was in fact a man who fatally shot himself. Police did not release any other info.
Of course haha, did not mean to sound like I was on speed. Watching Dollhouse, so I haven't even looked outside for an hour, its dark anyways ;)
Something went down. Cops put a white blanket over something and have just put up a tent over the entire pickup truck.
Trying to watch a football game on ESPN2 but my curiosity keeps bringing me to the window.
I have a strong arm, I could throw a football or baseball and have it land in the bed of the truck, well, assuming my aim was on target!
Crazy! This neighborhood is boring, nothing ever happens here!
Girl crying, neighbor said she got out of the truck balling, don't know what she has to do with it for sure though. Cops taking pictures in the cab of the pickup. I'm guessing some guy killed himself next to her. Just a guess though, but not sure why every type of emergency vehicle showed up after the cops secured the area.
That means danger/crime first and then medical emergency I would think.
Well I will post a news link when/if they ever have a report on what happened.
Ha ha Rocco, I think she knows that, but was just joking ;)
Unless the ribbon were tied in a knot, it would only gently tug and come loose. She would probably get off on it, after all, she stuck metal through her hoohah...multiple times!
Seriously, looking out my window at the field down the street, there is like 30 cop cars, motorbikes, SUV's, the Fire Chief is here, two fire trucks, several ambulances, wtf!!!!!!!!
Cops surrounding the block. One is now taking pictures of a pickup truck in the field, the door is wide open.
So weird, wondering wtf is going on????
Yummy, I just want to yank on the ribbon and unwrap that present ;)
Aw man! We will miss you queeny ;(
Cokie Smurf is my favorite, I love that blue little coke whore.
When that slut blows me, she leaves blue rings around my shaft.
Racing mind. I have so many thoughts its hard to stay focused on one thing at a time.
I have lots of story ideas but I'm finding it hard to finish one at a time.
At least the punch won't cause her to lose any brain cells. She was on a trivia show and asked to name the guy in the picture, it was a picture of Momar Gadaffi (sp?)...
She answered that it was Lionel Ritchie!
I hadn't heard "Ohh snap" in years! aww the memories!
