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Primal
Over 90 days ago
Male, 43
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Any background info? I actually am very curious to know the story behind this picture. Was there any backlash when it went public? Why in the world are there dildos on cakes with at least 3 kids nearby? Why is she sucking a faux dong in front of little kids?
WTF? I want to know what the hell this is.
WTF? I want to know what the hell this is.
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First legal male prostitutes to be hired within the month in the State of Nevada at the Shady Lady Ranch! Any guys looking for a new career or any ladies looking for their own deuce bigalow?
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091213/D9CILPFO0.html
Makes sense, I am actually surprised to learn that male prostitution has been illegal in Nevada all these years, yet female prostitutes have been legal since 1971!!!! Unfair! ha ha ha.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20091213/D9CILPFO0.html
Makes sense, I am actually surprised to learn that male prostitution has been illegal in Nevada all these years, yet female prostitutes have been legal since 1971!!!! Unfair! ha ha ha.
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I get tongue-tied a bit if I'm completely clear-headed and sober, but with some liquid courage I am much more outgoing.
A couple times I have forgotten to take the seat belt off before getting out of the car, and have rather lamely been jerked back into the seat, next to a now laughing female.
A couple times I have forgotten to take the seat belt off before getting out of the car, and have rather lamely been jerked back into the seat, next to a now laughing female.
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I can't think of anything I wouldn't write about if I had the proper incentive to spend my time on it.
I am very good at separating fake from real, and I am whole heartedly(sp?) against censorship and limiting free speech, so I would have no problems (that I can predict) writing about any subject.
However, I would have to find some way to justify spending my time on it in the first place (such as subjects that don't interest me).
I am very good at separating fake from real, and I am whole heartedly(sp?) against censorship and limiting free speech, so I would have no problems (that I can predict) writing about any subject.
However, I would have to find some way to justify spending my time on it in the first place (such as subjects that don't interest me).
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Quote by Pascal
I would say you should go to a gay sauna. There everything is very easy. Everyone is naked an you can look at some hot studs. The atmosphere is loaded with sex but you're not pushed to do something. If you feel like having fun it's very easy to get in contact and enjoy a nice cock :-)
Have fun!
Pas
Okay, now where would I find a whore sauna? Wouldn't mind some very easy contact and to enjoy some nice tits
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Was curious about what, when, where, and how you write the best?
I'm new to writing, but so far I seem to be far more productive with a pen and a notebook, and the story flows much better than typing on the computer.
Although, it means I will have to type up all this gibberish eventually! ;(
What about music? I seem to write just fine with music playing, but sometimes I get too into the music and wind up air guitarring instead of writing.
I'm new to writing, but so far I seem to be far more productive with a pen and a notebook, and the story flows much better than typing on the computer.
Although, it means I will have to type up all this gibberish eventually! ;(
What about music? I seem to write just fine with music playing, but sometimes I get too into the music and wind up air guitarring instead of writing.
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I would never fart in front of someone on purpose.
Lisa, I'm sure he did not mean to, sometimes walking (or yoga haha) or bending over can cause a fart to escape or even sneak up and say hello! At the worst possible time.
Personally, I'm not a fan of farts or fart jokes in movies, but every once in awhile it can be funny.
My grandfather for example, would fart then say "I think I heard a bear!"
Lisa, I'm sure he did not mean to, sometimes walking (or yoga haha) or bending over can cause a fart to escape or even sneak up and say hello! At the worst possible time.
Personally, I'm not a fan of farts or fart jokes in movies, but every once in awhile it can be funny.
My grandfather for example, would fart then say "I think I heard a bear!"
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Not that funny but damn, what kind of idiot would cut down a tree from a state arboretum located inside a university botanical garden?
Rare tree stolen from Washington Park Arboretum
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010468121_tree10m.html
By Sandi Doughton
Seattle Times science reporter
When they spotted the stump Wednesday, staffers at the Washington Park Arboretum had little doubt what happened: Someone seeking a free Christmas tree had chopped down a likely candidate.
But even the Grinch wouldn't have targeted that particular tree.
The 7-foot conifer was one of the park's rarest specimens, an imperiled species collected from the mountainous Yunnan province in China...........
Rare tree stolen from Washington Park Arboretum
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010468121_tree10m.html
By Sandi Doughton
Seattle Times science reporter
When they spotted the stump Wednesday, staffers at the Washington Park Arboretum had little doubt what happened: Someone seeking a free Christmas tree had chopped down a likely candidate.
But even the Grinch wouldn't have targeted that particular tree.
The 7-foot conifer was one of the park's rarest specimens, an imperiled species collected from the mountainous Yunnan province in China...........
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by iceman
I've just submitted my very first story, which will be posted as soon as it's approved. I hope everybody here on LUSH read it and leave comments. I want to apologize in advance for any errors in grammar and spelling. Enjoy!!! ICEMAN
If there's errors in grammer and spelling it doesn't get approved. Edit before you submit and you won't need to say you're sorry. Plus it will get approved.
You mean grammar? LOL Ironic. I'm only playin, just breaking your balls a little, carry on!
