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It never acquired a name until I became a Dad then my wife decided to be cute and thought it a good way to 'protect' our daughter by naming it.xT15Wctd7ehqH8iv
I would love to impress you all with a virile nickname that would make all you ladies swoon with desire, however, she calls it "George". Well, he did slay a dragon!
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Wow, look at this from a reality show called Jersey Shore. The woman on the show scolds some guy about not drinking her drinks and he turns around and clocks her! Holy crap! And he is a public school teacher in New York City! I wonder what happens if you talk back to him in his classroom?
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I keep forgetting to view it when I'm on my computer. Looking at it on my phone browser its too small to see details.
If it is a shoop, its a pretty decent shoop. Dark comedy, but funny as hell anyways.
Moma, who gives a damn what others do. The acts of others means nothing to you as an individual.
If it is a shoop, its a pretty decent shoop. Dark comedy, but funny as hell anyways.
Moma, who gives a damn what others do. The acts of others means nothing to you as an individual.
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Dish soap and hot water from your kitchen sink would sanitize a cucumber. Quick and easy.
I have had a couple partners who liked to experiment with random objects, its fun.
Always cleaned them first of course, its common sense. It was almost a game, to see what kinds of non-sexual items would get her off, and what would feel good inside her and what would not.
Be careful with glass bottles though, contract your pussy muscles too hard and torque the bottle at just the right angle and...you are now having a very bad day.
I have had a couple partners who liked to experiment with random objects, its fun.
Always cleaned them first of course, its common sense. It was almost a game, to see what kinds of non-sexual items would get her off, and what would feel good inside her and what would not.
Be careful with glass bottles though, contract your pussy muscles too hard and torque the bottle at just the right angle and...you are now having a very bad day.
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If he likes you, then he wants to have sex with you, just the way it is. That doesn't mean he can right now, is he dating anyone? You should just make a move on him and see if he takes over or simply ask him if he has thought about it.
Men think about sex every 3-6 seconds, so I guarantee he has at least thought about having sex with you many times. If he won't make a move, you should.
Men think about sex every 3-6 seconds, so I guarantee he has at least thought about having sex with you many times. If he won't make a move, you should.
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Quote by redhotmommasitaQuote by hanginOK hangin were are these blessed glands you talk about? and yes thank you for the whole deep throat thing it stinks I know there can not be that great a deal gagging myself for his pleasure. the worst is when a man slams your head down so hard he makes you gag on him. Men if your woman is loving enough to give you a loving and fabulous Blow job then be kind and sit back and enjoy the ride.
well.. its definitely about more then the dick.. and if I repeat some previous advice without giving credit where it is due.. I apologize.
But it starts with the eyes.. and some frottage is definitely going to get things going in the right direction.. eye contact through out whenever possible..
with clothes .. without clothes.. both carry a message... saying its all about you baby... or lets get playing together.. so it depends what you are trying to say.. there are benefits to both and you can always change your mind midway
the technique... well.. here opinions differ.. I prefer plenty hand action and focus on the glans.. the shaft has fewer nerve ending.. think of it as you would think of your outer lips.. fun to play with .. but time to move on.. (but visit occasionally)
swirling motions.. in and out.. fast or slow.. choose your tempo... however the muse strikes.. you cannot really do it wrong other then being too light or not pay attention to positive reinforcers... wetness, pressure and motion are required .. suction is not ... and did I mention eye contact... the thought of a pair of innocent eyes looking it me, with my cock in her mouth is simply exquisite
now I don't know about you.. but the best part of a blow job for me.. is when you reach into the front of your panties.. and touch yourself while you blow me.. cos how turned on you are totally makes or breaks a blow job.. enthusiasm in my mind trumps technique most days...
balls are really important.. touch them.. play with them.. but be very very very gentle.. they hurt easily and pain is not recommended with a standard blow job.. for me .. some back side finger play will only enhances the pleasure.. mileage will vary.. better check gently first..
deep throat I think is a waste of time.. and watching you gag is not a turn on... I believe it is more about show then sensation.. or maybe I just never had it done right.. would love to hear from you what is your experience with it..
when I cum.. please don't stop the motions.. its nice to swallow (but not to make faces).. its ok to aim anywhere you like.. but please don't just stop and leavet me untouched while my sperm is flying.. keep it going a little longer that moment is incredible.. some are really turned on by swallowing, some by letting it squirt on the boobs or face.. for me.. eye contact... and a happy smile.. happy purring or loving murmuring will go a long way..
It can get sensitive quickly.. so be very tuned...
now you tell me how should I reciprocate?
The underside of the head of the penis is glands, don't remember what they are called though. Its why the head of the penis is so sensitive, the head is basically glans.
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Depends on how long the relationship has been going on before she says it. I would be feeling awkward if she said it after a week, that would be weird. I would only be "scared" if I liked her enough to not want to hurt her feelings, but did not like her enough to return the feelings she had for me. That scares me because I don't want to hurt anyone.
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Hmm, a few times actually.
One ex called it "Mr. Happy" and she would go down what she called my "happy trail" to get to "Mr. Happy". It was funny the first time, annoying the other 30 times, but the end result made me not give a flying frack what she called it.
Another called it "Mr. Spitz" once, that made me laugh.
There have been others, but I've gone blank at the moment.
One ex called it "Mr. Happy" and she would go down what she called my "happy trail" to get to "Mr. Happy". It was funny the first time, annoying the other 30 times, but the end result made me not give a flying frack what she called it.
Another called it "Mr. Spitz" once, that made me laugh.
There have been others, but I've gone blank at the moment.
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Hmm, a few times actually.
One ex called it "Mr. Happy" and she would go down what she called my "happy trail" to get to "Mr. Happy". It was funny the first time, annoying the other 30 times, but the end result made me not give a flying frack what she called it.
Another called it "Mr. Spitz" once, that made me laugh.
There have been others, but I've gone blank at the moment.
One ex called it "Mr. Happy" and she would go down what she called my "happy trail" to get to "Mr. Happy". It was funny the first time, annoying the other 30 times, but the end result made me not give a flying frack what she called it.
Another called it "Mr. Spitz" once, that made me laugh.
There have been others, but I've gone blank at the moment.
