Quote by JamesLlewellyn
Greetings, Rachel. And welcome to the hottest – and coolest – place in all of Lushland: Rumps.
I'm your Beartender, so pull up a chair and tell us all the interesting and embarrassing things about yourself that you care to reveal.
And first drink's free – as with all pushers. Whaddal ya have?
Thank you Bear.. for the day that is in it, I'll have a Guinness. I don't have any Irish ancestry as far as I know. I think English, French and possibly some Russian but my family are pretty bad at looking after the past.
I was hoping to run into Susie, the deviant one again and was thinking she might show up with it being St Paddy's Day and her being the only Irish woman I know in here but she seems to still be awol.
As for embarrassing.. well where do I start? I have an ability to open my mouth to change feet so if I upset anyone in here, I apologize in advance.
