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ReallyHard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States
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Why is this one funny while BudIce's post about female hormones in beer is not? 
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I wonder, how come the single action of some loonie (okay, 50 loonies), has the whole world holding its breath??
Because people refuse to just ignore it and, instead, keep blogging about it and discussing it on message boards?
Wheeee!
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I grew up watching a Bears offense that consisted of "Payton right, Payton left, Payton up the middle," interspersed with "incomplete pass by whomever the Bears trotted out at QB that week." 
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Quote by EutopiaAs soon as it happens, I'll let you know!When you are..."approached" by a younger female, I mean young, but still of legal age, what are your thoughts on the matter?
Do you feel Flattered?
Do you think they're flirting with you because they're gold diggers?
Are you in that cliche' slump of thinking "is this really happening?!" over and over again?
Maybe all the blood in your body flow straight between your legs?
Or do you all think of something completely different?
I'd love to know, just incase I attempt to stray along the mature lines next time I'm on the prowl. ;D
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I prefer not having any part of my anatomy rhymed with "ick," but that's just me.
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his very attractive, devoted wife. Determined to keep the ranch, she place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay, the other a drunk. When no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring he would be safer to have around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels. The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
Yeah, I know 'gay' and 'cross-dresser' are different. It's still mildly amusing, I think.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay, the other a drunk. When no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring he would be safer to have around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels. The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'
Yeah, I know 'gay' and 'cross-dresser' are different. It's still mildly amusing, I think.
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"This car protected by Smith & Wesson 3 days a week. Feel lucky?"
"Nuke the gay baby seals for Jesus"
"Nuke the gay baby seals for Jesus"
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I'll be in the 'don't do it' camp. 'A little droopy' is, to me, greatly preferable to artificially enhanced.
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Somehow I was expecting Duke University to figure in this video...