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Good morning all!

And to all mothers, Happy Mothers'Day!

I'd like a coffee please.

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And how's about swimming, Phil?

Who da fuck names a character Cricket? Genius!!


There was a character named cricket in To Have And Have Not. He was a piano player played by Hoagy Carmichael (Stardust, etc...)

How about curling or bocce?
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Thanks.. You mean I can do body shots off you?


Sure! Line them up.



Maybe we need a "firm ass' contest for the men. We can alternate with "wet T-shirt nights" I pretty much have no body fat right now.

I finished my plumbing and have warm water again. Showers are much more pleasant this way.
Once in a city, far, far away, this doctor I knew threw parties. He had a big house, all mod cons and a hot tub. Many couples showed up and there was lots of nudity. It wasn't an orgy per se, but various couples would pair up for the night in one of the many bedrooms. There were definitely threesomes and foursomes. I was single and with my friends who were all paired up, thusly didn't get to participate often. I took a girlfriend there, but she looked askance on it even though we were just going to be a couple there.
Bayern came back to win against Leipzig scoring three goals in the last 15 minutes the morning (this afternoon in Germany).

Drinks are on me.

Now, back to plumbing
Bought a Beautyrest Black - extra firm. I like my mattress to be just slightly less firm than a rock. I like the mattress a lot and they make softer ones. I would have a hard time buying a mattress without being able to lay on it.
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

Welcome Becky!

I'll take a Hannah when you get a sec.
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i'm so far beyond tired right now. just exhausted.


Sprite, my heart aches hearing this. Some of us know the darkness all too well. Holding you tight in my thoughts.

Be strong, be fierce, be you
Good morning all!

I'd love a coffee. If someone would slip something extra into my drink, that would be okay too. And "Bayern, Mia San Mia"

Hopefully, I can get the water pump fixed and have a warm shower today.
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I'm sure he was great, but I think the eras are too different to make meaningful comparisons about.

I tend to make two cutoffs when it comes to baseball, one more important than the other. The first is dead ball to lively ball era. The second, and to me more important, is integration.

As much affection as I have for some of the greats from before integration (e.g., Ruth, Gehrig), one wonders how different the league might have been if it hadn't been all white.

I think when you're looking at someone that's two epochs removed, like Wagner, it's tough. Sure, his stats might be outlandish, but I feel as if true comparisons are harder. It's almost like when you hear that some high-school player has a .625 batting average. You wonder about the nature of the pitching in his school's league.


I hear you and largely agree. But one cannot disregard Cobb's, Speaker's, or Wagner's stats. They would be great in any era. Remember the pitcher's mound was higher. One can argue that the game was more difficult then. Worse travel, poorer accomodation, worse medicine and training, and a dead ball that favored the defense.

I am a fan of the Negro leagues. Josh Gibson is likely the best Catcher of all time and probably the all time home run hitter. Sachel Page was great for a long, long time.

Unfortunately, we can't unring the bell. All we have are the stats.
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Wet t-shirt contests aren't classy?


Classier than limericks, "there was a young man from Kent...."
On a twin bed in my girlfriend's room in the basement of her mother's house after my freshman year in college. I wasn't very good and we were in a hurry to make sure we were done before her mother came home. More practice was needed and being dutiful, I complied.

She and I had dated in high school, broke up, got back together and then broke up again. I was a virgin, she wasn't. I went back to college and she found a new boyfriend.
Rizzuto was better of those who actually played shortstop. A-Rod was a better shortstop, but Jeter couldn't play Third, so A-Rod ended up at the hot corner. Jeter was a great leader, but there are slicker fielders and better hitters.

I pay little attention to the hatred towards Alex.

Best shortstop ever, Honus Wagner

Just my opinion. I could be wrong
I'll buy everyone a round.

I finally submitted a story to "that blue site" and it was published this afternoon. Now to get one of mine published here.

Verbal, I'd have to disagree with you. Jeter was great but he wasn't even the best shortstop on the Yankees.
If I go out, it will be sushi

If I cook, it will be shrimp and risotto.

Lemon pound cake for desert
I'd love a cup of coffee with the Irish Cream. I'd love to say I slept through the night, but I'd be lying.

The hot water recirculation pump died a couple of days ago. I should be able to fix it tomorrow. Until then, cold showers...ick!
On the rocks please.

I am busy editing a piece right now to the annoyance of my dog. The house is quiet.

I have some friends who perform at Renaissance Fairs. They have a song that is reminiscent of this fine establishment.

Mine was a collection of three interlinked dirty Haikus (maybe a step up from limerick)

We need to be a little classy in this joint
I'll join Seeker for a scotch. I need something to drown my sorrows. The muse visited me and I tried to write a poem. Unfortunately not a dirty poem, but a poem nonetheless.

As to the Church of the Burning Bush, I've been there and didn't understand a word. (In my best mug voice), "You want that I go and help her out? Someone should look out for her virtue."
Oceanrunner, how about a dirty Haiku contest. You could make it a bit harder by requiring a set of three interrelated Haiku's

Another coffee for me please.

Morning all.
I'd love some coffee with some whiskey in it. It was a heck of a night.
I am bad at just lying there in bed trying to sleep. I should get up until I feel I can sleep again.
It has been a long tough day. I'd love a double Hannah please.

I wish I had something witty to say, but I have been fighting with people all day. (I swear they deserved it).

On the plus side, daytwoof the Black Forrest Ham smoking is complete. Saturday happy hour should bring about a time to sample. P.S. The scraps are delicious.
Please cafeinate me! The night seemed all too short. I'll take the 'Hannah' as well.

G'night Laura. Our water heater died so cold water showers this morning. Laura, need some practice before the contest?
I agree that Hannah's story is great. The scenes with her alone in the flat are raw and intense, which is the point. It hits a little too close to home for me, however. Very effective writing.

Another good story.

Hannah, Let me buy you a drink.