I never wanted to bet. Y’all kinda sad. Like I said at the time, I had no interest in chasing anyone off. Y’all don’t seem to have much going on. It was a stupid bet that offered me nothing.
Besides, I was still right and you were both wrong. That’s all I needed. Biden was a terrible candidate that would have been swept away by Trump despite you insistence to the contrary.
Harris has a much better chance, despite being functionally the same candidate. She’s just able to stay up past 8:00pm.
I’ve had a few meals where the flirtations grew into filling around. Meals were put on hold and proved to be a nice snack after.
If you are planning on having sex in a few hours, what sort of food do you eat?
Hard to know but I’m approached more by single people. Of course it’s not like open marriages are incredibly common so my sample size is shit.
Have you ever known someone who preferred to fool around with people in committed relationships?
Oh, you mean what you predicted after denying it for weeks. What you predicted only after Nancy Pelosi and Obama begged him to step down? When the polling numbers were so dismal that congressional democrats begged him to quit?
When all the news sites were running articles about him quitting and aids were leaking non-stop about how he was preparing to step down. That last Friday?
A real Nostradamus, you are!
Hey, how is your 100% sure prediction that Biden will win going?
Your claims of conspiracy are just as unhinged as Trump supporters claiming election meddling won the election for Biden.
Varies by the variable tongue wetness, force, and your definition of what constitutes the Tootsie Pop's center.
Would you like an ice cream sundae or an ice cream cone?
You were right, flying that plane was harder than it looked.
I have not, my partners have always been gunshy about masturbating in front of anyone, which is a shame because I would love to watch.
Have you ever recorded yourself masturbating? Audio or video.
Raised welts are red, bruises are blue. Both sting when I walk, they remind me of you.
Oh, I’m sure it was a concentrated effort from the secret service, FBI, KGB, Donald Trump himself, and dozens and dozens of RNC members with 100% of these people perfectly acting and staying silent about everything. Then they faked all evidence and lab results, again with not one person stepping forward.
All of course to get more votes at a time when he was facing off against Biden and had an assured victory.
Please, absolute clowns.
Trump can’t even go off teleprompter without blabbing some shit he should keep to himself.
Honestly y’all want this Cheeto to be an idiot and a Machiavellian genius at the same time.
No, usually Maga goes for the same set of convoluted logic you are employing here. Ignoring logic, common sense, or basic physical evidence.
It really makes you look just as foolish as a MAGA Karen.
There is so much to criticize Trump about and so many overt things he’s said and done. You actually lower the cause against him by attaching to these raving theories.
Here, today he said he wanted to make it so people will never have to vote again. Go talk about that. That’s a legitimate statement to pick apart.
Yes, of course. Would be really weird if either of us had that hang up as we’re already a mixed couple.
What celebrity has an incredibly sexy voice?
Transit, train or bus if at all possible.
Go for a run or go for a bike ride?
I like to undress them slowly, but normally go quick myself.
You’re partner is looking really sexy in an outfit. Fuck them while mostly dressed or get them naked first?
Laura the Red: The Legend of the Communist Lesbian pirate!
Actual US History - Most southern states would ban this
Fanny Fingers and the Case of the Missing Cucumber
Vaginal ventriloquism.
Wait, never mind. That could be really sexy with the right showmanship.
Yeah, it's called a handjob.
Actual answer, I plead to the lesser charge of getting Charlie Horse's quite often.
Have you ever sniffed your partner's underwear without them knowing it?
Homemade, but both have their uses. Stability of store bought creams makes them really good for a lot of recipes.
Teacake or Coffee cake?
Got mine in the other day. Pretty happy with it, I thought of the ending on this initially and worked my way backward.
Well hell, after you two I suddenly want some egg salad. Brb, boiling some eggs.
I have not. Never been in a position that it was viable.
Have you ever been invited over for no-strings sex (not counting horny rando’s)?
