You were right, flying that plane was harder than it looked.

She loved being fucked before the mirror.

I have not, my partners have always been gunshy about masturbating in front of anyone, which is a shame because I would love to watch.

Have you ever recorded yourself masturbating? Audio or video.

Raised welts are red, bruises are blue. Both sting when I walk, they remind me of you.

Omelette du Fromage.

Oh, I’m sure it was a concentrated effort from the secret service, FBI, KGB, Donald Trump himself, and dozens and dozens of RNC members with 100% of these people perfectly acting and staying silent about everything. Then they faked all evidence and lab results, again with not one person stepping forward.

All of course to get more votes at a time when he was facing off against Biden and had an assured victory.

Please, absolute clowns.

Trump can’t even go off teleprompter without blabbing some shit he should keep to himself.

Honestly y’all want this Cheeto to be an idiot and a Machiavellian genius at the same time.

Xzibit

No, usually Maga goes for the same set of convoluted logic you are employing here. Ignoring logic, common sense, or basic physical evidence.

It really makes you look just as foolish as a MAGA Karen.

There is so much to criticize Trump about and so many overt things he’s said and done. You actually lower the cause against him by attaching to these raving theories.

Here, today he said he wanted to make it so people will never have to vote again. Go talk about that. That’s a legitimate statement to pick apart.

Yes, of course. Would be really weird if either of us had that hang up as we’re already a mixed couple.

What celebrity has an incredibly sexy voice?

Transit, train or bus if at all possible.

Go for a run or go for a bike ride?

I like to undress them slowly, but normally go quick myself.

You’re partner is looking really sexy in an outfit. Fuck them while mostly dressed or get them naked first?

Advertising, no place for a side hustle

I’ll happily take the kiss above.

Laura the Red: The Legend of the Communist Lesbian pirate!

Actual US History - Most southern states would ban this

Fanny Fingers and the Case of the Missing Cucumber

Vaginal ventriloquism.

Wait, never mind. That could be really sexy with the right showmanship.

Yeah, it's called a handjob.

Actual answer, I plead to the lesser charge of getting Charlie Horse's quite often.

Have you ever sniffed your partner's underwear without them knowing it?

Homemade, but both have their uses. Stability of store bought creams makes them really good for a lot of recipes.

Teacake or Coffee cake?

Got mine in the other day. Pretty happy with it, I thought of the ending on this initially and worked my way backward.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/office-sex/zoom-2

Well hell, after you two I suddenly want some egg salad. Brb, boiling some eggs.

Including your mother-in-law

I have not. Never been in a position that it was viable.

Have you ever been invited over for no-strings sex (not counting horny rando’s)?

I don't think it will, those are freckles. 😜

Your occasional nature photo dumps are wonderful. You get some wonderful shots of birds and critters that I find incredibly charming. It also classes up the Lush gallery.

With a group. I don't need a crowd keeping score.

Donuts: Cream filled or standard?

On the floor.

Her hair is very cute. I love the coils.

2013.

What's your favorite month?

I think a few months ago on my Mom's birthday. She's about the only person I send one to.

Have you ever roleplayed with a partner and had sex 'in character'?

Not going to happen… mostly because I refuse to answer unknown numbers. They can leave a message.

Do you enjoy talking on the phone?

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Newsom can't be running mate to Harris as they're from the same state.

Wording on that rule is confusing. Snopes has a good breakdown of it. The rule is about how electorates are cast.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/president-vp-different-states/

That being said because of the sheer amount of electorates from CA this could be an issue to avoid. It might skew some weird split ticket scenario because of these ancient rules.

Good catch though, completely forgot about that rule.