Tonight I’m feeling strongly for her sitting in my lap, facing away.

How often does your favorite sex position change?

I’m from Ohio and grew up next to farm country so yeah… I recognize it’s not common. But I think saying 8.5 miles would be even easier to conceptualize that 150 fields end to end.

Just a fun place to post uniquely American headlines.

Such as measuring your wildfires in Texas by football fields consumed per minute. Or FFPM’s I guess.

Lol, that quick rollback. "We meant discounts all along. Please stop flaming us."

Maybe someone finally convinced the board members that telling customers they need to pay a premium price to eat at dinner isn't an appealing business model for consumers.

Go to Wendy’s drive through. Get a frosty. Go to the McDonald’s drive through. Get the fries. Dip the fries into the frosty.

It tastes so good because it’s so naughty.

You know what’s really messed up? $6.25 is lowballing the Wendy’s menu.

Wendy’s, who is perpetually struggling to maintain a customer base in a crowded fast food field, is experimenting with adding surge pricing to their busiest times. So eating at, say dinner time, will now cost you extra money.

As a note McDonalds has already played around with this and found it made customers fucking livid. Depending on how the bills and display board are set up it’s also untested legal grounds.

Fast food has been actually doing poorly in recent years. Profit margins are shrinking as smaller and higher quality businesses are able to grab a larger market share without having to rely on the huge amount of staffing some chains need to maintain.

And this solution seems poised to anger customers and a work force that’s increasingly willing to leave. Do you want to get screamed at as an hourly employee because corporate jacked prices on a customer? When two people have the same order minutes apart and one is getting charged more.

And if it weren’t already obvious, surge pricing will not come with discounts for off-peak hours.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html

Due on tax day… masochists!

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Or a bloody mess...

There’s a lot of overlap in those.

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Speak for yourself. I always get my eggs' consent before I consume them.

I just feel like there’s an oral sex joke in here somehow.

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To get fun from a subject, you have to have a basic understanding of it.

Believe me when I say that humanity has proven this most untrue.

As this thread gets exponentially bigger with 6 people arguing against one barely comprehensible person citing religion, I remind you that you don’t have to engage.

The clowns can’t bother you if you don’t go to the circus.

In the sense that I would love to see this outdated vestige of capitalism fall, yes. In the sense that I give a damn about their personal lives, no. Inbred leeches.

Who’s your favorite civil rights leader?

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And what is your overall opinion on Abortion sir?

Simple, it doesn’t matter what my opinion is. It’s not my body and not my right to decide about someone else’s body. Ultimately the choice should stay in the hands of the woman, and unfortunately young girls who will ultimately be the ones carrying the child to term.

Also there’s an abortion recipe in the Bible, and as it says little to nothing else on the subject it’s not even a religious issue.

Sounds lame, but chores. I like catching up and getting the house back up how I like. I also enjoy some lazy time spent daydreaming and writing.

What is your favorite and least favorite chore?

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Some refence material. I hope it helps your questions.

https://www.abortionfinder.org/abortion-guides-by-state/abortion-in-alabama

Ah, a link that doesn’t answer any of the questions posed. Knocking it out of the park per the usual.

Hanging by the skin of my teeth, the inevitable fall of a top heavy economy is my retirement plan.

Hamburger or steak?

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Does that mean that from the fetus stage women are receiving child support?

Of course not! When we say a fetus is a person we mean the government can control a pregnant woman’s body. Not that we’ll provide support to them!

Honestly the legal ramifications of this ruling is insane. Questions like, shouldn’t my fetus need a social security number, can I claim them as a dependent, does conceiving in the US qualify an unborn child for US citizenship?

Lots of others but that’s a surface level line of questioning.

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Geeze, I missed this when it was occurring. Tucker trying desperately to save masculinity from its teetering existence.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04/tucker-carlson-consider-testicle-tanning-end-of-men

No man, this is seriously the gayest video there is. It’s all shirtless men chopping wood, firing guns, and tanning their balls. Tucker has turned his self denial into a political identity.

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Surely the bestest shoe ever!

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Sans the dumb flag, I got my kid these shoes when he was a toddler. Cost me 19.95 and they lit up.

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But Trixie and Katya from Drag Race as Professor X and Magneto would be iconic.

Bianca should be Apocalypse. Similar makeup.

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Code Monkey. Only my fellow computer geeks (oh that’s another one) can call me a code monkey.

It’s not even his money. He’ll appeal for years and file bankruptcy to avoid debts (as he has 7 times before). If only government fines against a business were enforced like a student loan. 17 year old kid signs a contract and it’s a lifetime inescapable debt. A company with an army of accountants, lawyers, and rich assholes violates the law and they can file away their problems and reform the next week.

The fund raising by Trump is especially funny because that’s going straight into his pocket.

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Let's add 'rednecks' to the special word list. Only rednecks can say redneck. How about other words, Cajun, Coonass, hillbilly, Californian, yankee, limey, slut, ho, stud, greaser, transphobe, trans, motherfucker, cuckold, cuck, gigolo, gymrat, spandex cowboy, etc.? Any suggestions?

Redneck was originally a term for socialist miners who were accused of being communist agents when they protested for worker rights.

My crystal predicts 5 years of drawn out appeals followed by a bankruptcy filing resulting in not one red cent paid.

Hans Brinker can’t even explain what he’s got his finger stuck in. Thanks Obama!

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Nothing like getting your political advice from a [edited for unacceptable content] slaver. That’s a bastion of moral wisdom of governance.

Biden and the Democrats environmental policies are far worse when they are in power than when Trump is in power. The democrats made moves to block drilling and mining projects Trump started, but fully endorse Biden's record of opening more oil drilling on federal lands than Trump ever did. This is despite a campaign promise to not approve any new drilling projects on federal land.

So is Biden better than Trump?

To me, the ideal situation in this two party war is Trump in office and the democrats controlling congress. The deadlock is better than either in power. Trump can't push judges through freely, congress limits trump's ability to disrupt the system. Maybe as an environmentalist Trump's honesty with Democrat's opposition is better for my interests than empty promises and lies from Biden?

You’re a really terrible person, but I suppose you’re fine with that.

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Who are we gonna genocide in Wyoming? No one!

Sorry, the mountain has got to go. Maybe worship some other geological feature.

We are going to mine it. 😎

PS. If you really believe as you do, why do you use your phone, laptop, or computer to go online. By doing so, you're being kind of a hypocrite.

Live the words that come from your mouth or type from your fingers.

This is really the weakest argument you can make. I use those things because we live in a society that gives no other choice. It gives no other way to fight back against someone stealing land.

What you want is for the opposition to die in silence, because you know it’s wrong. It’s just convenient for you. You don’t care about the religion because it’s not yours. You should care about the water because that’s where your food and drinking water comes from, but for some reason you don’t.

Let China control the market then. By your logic it’s destroying another set of land you don’t own. Or are you just caught up to much in this xenophobic fear that if a country has a greater economy than America they’ll treat the US how we’ve treated them?