To quote Gollum, give it to us raw and wriggling!

Sushi or ramen?

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Rudy has to pay 148 million dollars... and look at his homeboy's haircut.

When you don’t pay your high end lawyers the couple mill you owe them.. this is the sort of guy who will take your case.

Time for myself.

If you had infinite time/money, what sort of creative endeavor would you invest yourself in?

Sexual fish? Gonna need to google that later. Um, still fish I guess. Prefer other rodents if I’m going that route.

Travel or not for the holidays?

No, my partner was. She chased him down the street and if she wasn’t startled at the time allowing the asshole to get a few steps ahead I think she would have killed him.

HYE pawned something you wanted due to financial hardship?

Yes.

What’s a wrong size for breasts?

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Isn't Satan part of Christianity?

Fun fact, most imagery of Satan pushed by the church have no correlation with the Bible at all. The classic goat headed Satan, for example, is a Pagan god of harvest and fertility. Something both DeSatan and the Christian right would know if the ever visited the Satanist’s website or heard like any of their speeches.

The Church of Satan (organization who had their statue beheaded) is more of a political group against the tyranny of religion in government. Their tenants are far more inclusive and accepting than almost any self-identified Christian I’ve met. They didn’t even file as a religious group (the tax free status) until Trump changed the rules to allow political campaigning by churches.

Opposite really, prefer more to less.

Do you think porn influences modern aesthetics?

Yo dawg, I hear you like recalls. So I recalled your recall that was already recalled.

Up until the latest news dropped, Tesla has already had to recall more than half of its sold cars in the past. So now some of those that had been recalled and fixed are now again being recalled.

Cities, particularly in red states, find setting gun laws next to impossible. Austin, TX is a great example. They attempted to set gun laws stricter than the state. Despite overwhelming support from people on the city, they were still sued and brought to court by the Texas AG. I’m addition to this, they can only affect the county they are in, thus even if the legislation sticks it’s still impossible to regulate the flow of guns when it’s so easy to work around it. Keep up on current events if this is confusing to you.

I have no idea what you mean by ‘ironic violent crimes’.

Lastly your comments on ‘any poll can be manipulated’ is the laziest and dumbest argument you can make. The data is collected by a trusted government source. The math is simple. And using such ridiculous blanket statement to ignore reality is simply aggressive and willful ignorance. If you think the data is manipulated that get into the numbers and show your stance. You haven’t done that, you’ve just plugged your ears and closed your eyes when looking at another’s view points. And what numbers are you trying to throw around about minorities? Your statements makes no sense. Do you have a link to the study your trying to cite? What you’ve stated is gibberish.

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What’s always funny to me is how the red state folks will talk about how violent the cities are when the cities generally have lower murder rates than most small towns. They just hate numbers.

Then there’s the argument that the most murders happen in Democrat run cities while ignoring that cities can’t set their own gun laws. Even if they can, it’s a 2 hour round trip to hop outside the county to the red suburbs and you can arm yourself there.

Dark chocolate.

You have to give up one for a year… Are you giving up sex or chocolate?

Barely, I need to reach out more.

How do you find new real life friends as an adult?

Yeah, experimentally tried out being a woman a few times online. Special combination of bored and curious. Presenting as a woman online was certainly a learning experience. Only did text based sites and was always anon while doing it.

HYE sent someone a selfie or nude that wasn’t actually yourself?

Another example of the courts bailing out the rich. There is no question about what transpired. The Sacklers knew what they were doing, made billions of dollars, killed and ruined hundreds of thousands of people. Will they be held accountable? Of course not, this is America.

The rich can murder for profit all they like, it’s only poor people that can be prosecuted. A guy selling weed on the street will get 20 years, a guy pushing meth in a suit is given preferred stock.

This sort of legal immunity the rich and powerful enjoy is why when the poor rebel it will be with guillotines, not through any constitutionally sanctioned process. The system isn’t broken, it’s working as it was always intended to.

Teaching children their relative goodness is directly corresponding with their parents income.

What’s your least favorite company?

Conceptually, sure. Realistically, it’s a materialistic shit show.

Have you ever adopted a stray animal?

Carol of the Bells slaps hard. Particularly like the transsiberian orchestra version with electric guitars.

Would you tell your kid Santa is real if asked?

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Do we lump news items about christian nationalists (most of whom also identify as MAGA Qanon conservatives) into this thread? I'm guessing, yes.

Many states (run by Republicans) are now trying to abolish the separation of church & state - with proposals like this one from Arkansas.

https://www.rawstory.com/monument-to-the-unborn/

Want to know what will be a great monument to the unborn? Clean air, food security, affordable basic needs… but I see your focused on a weird fetus statue…

Penne for its versatility.

American Chinese food or Chinese food?

I don’t outsource my landscaping.

HYE had sex in front of a mirror?

I’m mercurial. I’m currently simple because that’s what my partner prefers. I adapt to please.

Have you ever had unplanned sex in a public space?

Grave of the Fireflies. Loosely tied to Studio Ghibli (Totoro, Spirited Away, ect) it was an animated film about Japanese orphans during WW2. Good film, well made, rips out your heart and leaves you depressed as hell. Don’t need that twice.

What’s your favorite re-make of a film?

Puncture wounds to my face; re. my cat.

What’s your go to beverage at a restaurant.

Theoretically, communism. But you know the usual problems with a Communist style of governing, the moment you set one up the United State assassinates your leaders and fills your country with violent right wing militants.

Functionally it’s all too big. Too many people involved and it’s bulky and nothing happens or the power is just distilled into a few key people who are normally puppets for the rich. USA, China, Russia… for seemingly different styles of governments they all wound up with old rich men running the country in a way that the citizens all hate hut can’t seem to change. So I think focusing on smaller communities being self governing is really the ideal setup. It’s essentially how we survived for hundreds of thousands of years. The very recent innovation of large scale governments has been a steady March to our own self destruction since it’s implementation.

Speaking foreign languages. By far the most effort I put into a subject with no payoff. It just doesn’t stick in my mind no matter how many exercises or drills I do.

What’s your favorite length of hair on a romantic partner?

Depends on the circumstances. I used to always be a team player but I’ve learned that no matter how necessary people like that are to a business’ success it has no correlation to reward in a corporate environment. In fact I’ve been denied promotions because I was told I would be too difficult to replace, which I now recognize as a red flag that I should quit right away. So if I ever joined a bigger company, I’m flying solo.

Fight 10,000 spider sized horses or one horse sized spider?

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I used to many years ago.

Would you be a big winner if you went on Jeopardy?

Back in the day. My knowledge base is really broad but I’ve checked out of a lot of contemporary media and my modern knowledge is terrible.

What game show would you most enjoy competing on?

A good anti-capitalism rant seems to nip future engagements in the bud.

Ever had to work everyday with someone you hated?

Wood, I miss having one.

Give up one; Plumbing or electricity.