Wood, I miss having one.

Give up one; Plumbing or electricity.

Air, get it over with.

Bewitched or I Dream of Genie?

Short of diseases I don’t think so. I’m really not taken with the inherent beauty of either organ, both are more enjoyable for function than visual appeal.

Ever doodle dicks on public property?

I Love Lucy, but I liked a lot of those sitcoms from around that time. Not sure about their exact dates, nebulous in my mind.

Who is your favorite sitcom wife?

Depends on the person. I have a lot of people who rely on me. Dying would be very bad, so I try and lower its likelihood of happening whenever possible. So I whereas I like to help, parting with a kidney would need to be someone particularly close.

Are you an organ donor?

Nope, but I fixed that problem at work one time. Must have been a pretty shitty hacker. I Ctrl-al-del to task manager and shut down the malware on a bosses computer. I was so ducking surprised that worked. He took it to a professional to clear it off after that.

HYE eaten bison?

Quote by kistinspencil

The things we do to avoid Japanese censorship….

If I’m not busy I’ll answer. It’s the best way not to get called back. You start hitting on the anti-America communist speeches and they don’t want to talk anymore.

Do you ignore telemarketers or mess with them?

I’m sure anyone who’s hit the think tank knows who we’re talking about. Moderating those things are a hard job and banning is never done lightly, thank ya people who take care of that. It ain’t easy.

Quote by MC1982

I'm working on a story about a woman writing erotic stories and trying to get her writing noticed more. It's actually a tongue in cheek satire on story popularity on Lush, but you'll only know that if you read this forum post😉

Meta erotica.

Quote by PrincessC

For protests to be effective they have to disrupt the status quo pretty much by definition. If talking things out worked in politics we wouldn’t have a lot of powerful countries with atomic bombs designed for mass murder.

I’ve been arrested, shot at and had gas canisters used on me while protesting, what was I protesting for? A lower university education fee so that academia doesn’t become an exclusionary place. We blocked off streets and it was effective. I’d say protesting is pretty harmless when you consider what states do to their own people for personal benefit.

Also, protesting earned a lot of marginalised people a lot of rights and if you believe in freedom of speech you have to believe in the right for people to demonstrate their discontent as part of an active constituency.

Finally, what I’d argue about the violence and looting is that a lot of times it’s not protestors but opportunistic criminals who take advantage of the movements. This feeds into the narrative that protesting is antisocial behaviour which benefits the lawmakers by keeping people who would benefit from active participation away. The media runs with this narrative because it drives sales to the middle class who clutches at their pearls and goes on about how ‘subversive’ people are.

Block some streets, if your government isn’t afraid of your agency you’re doing it wrong.

Sometimes the police have been caught red handed starting the violence or looting as an excuse to attack protesters. This happened multiple times during the BLM protests.

The US also ignores UN rules against collective punishment. If one brick is thrown the police will start mass arrests. The false riot tactic has been used by the police since the 30’s when they were going after unions and finding excuses to arrest their members.

Quote by Magical_felix

I'm literally suggesting terrorism... and you think it wouldn't make the news... Obviously the Just Stop Oil way has only succeeded in making them an annoyance at best and a laughing stock at worst. I mean what has Just Stop Oil inspired you to do besides whine in the forum about nobody listening.

Go to their website. Read some of their speeches. Donate some money to their campaigns. Just like lots of other have. Helped me connect with some people on the European front.

You can learn a lot if you visit their website, as many have as a direct result of these protests. The fact that they have gotten a lot more volunteers and donations as a direct result from these protests. For instance, none of y’all would be talking about this without these protests.

Quote by Magical_felix

Quietly? I suggested going after their yachts and helicopters… you think that wouldn’t make the news over some dumbass gluing his dick to the wall?

And can you please link to one of these moving speeches?

No, it wouldn’t. These aren’t public places, they are places they will be quietly arrested with much more severe punishments than public actions. There is literally no audience on a rich man’s yacht. Once again, you don’t understand the point of a protest. It’s not for your convenience, it’s to tear your attention away from the corporate owned talk pieces and to hear out suppressed views.

Look up Winona Laduke speeches. They are always great. Dr. redsteer and Lisa Deville are also great orators. But there are literally thousands and thousands of speeches given a year that will never be televised. There were tons of speeches associated with these protests, press releases and information made available. But it’s easier for you to whine that there are no speeches being given than to pay attention apparently. Hell, there are dozens of speeches and information very well comprised on the Don’t Stop Oil website but you would rather complain there is no good public face for the movement rather than actually researching or checking them out.

Would also like to take this moment to remind you gremlins that MLK was considered a terrorist and danger to the American public while he was alive. If y’all were spouting this nonsense when he was alive you would be going on how it’s great that he’s been arrested and how he shouldn’t be breaking laws. Because that’s what makes you comfortable.

Quote by Magical_felix

The climate protestors aren’t giving speeches though… the few I’ve heard talk sound pretty stupid too. Just not a great look or protest. Just saying blocking traffic is angering more people that might be sympathetic than changing the minds of people that can actually do anything about it.

Just because you don’t pay attention to them doesn’t mean speeches aren’t given. Surprise, the media companies owned by the hyper wealthy aren’t giving them air time. What a shock.

And when you are not given a platform, you take one. That’s what these protesters are doing. Because if they didn’t you would not be talking about it at all right now. These protests are what drive what little media coverage the environmentalists get.

Everyone in this thread seems to prefer protesting be quietly done far away from where they can see it. Much like I’m sure the latter parts of white America wanted MLK to only preach in churches instead of the streets.

Once again, y’all dumb because you don’t even know the point of a protest. If they wanted an echo chamber they would just form a little internet circle jerk like many of the folks on this thread.

Quote by Tantaleyes

Add a fine to that and it'll be suitable punishment for their dangerous irresponsibility. If it continues, sooner or later, somebody's going to get hurt.

You mean like hundreds of millions starving to death, wars over clean water, unbreathable air, or a complete collapse of our ecosystem? Yeah, somebody is going to get hurt if everyone keeps ignoring the climate protesters.

So I’m a vacuum of being aroused enough to want to masturbate so I can concentrate on not that, I can knock one out in 5-10 minutes. Normally I’ll want to enjoy myself and take my time. With a partner not holding back at all I can go even faster. Once again, I’d much rather make it last as long as possible.

What was the most pleasantly surprising move a partner pulled in bed?

I ran and wrestled. I think my butt came out pretty good because of it. Little muscular bubble.

Do you have a body part you think is your best physical feature?

Quote by Magical_felix

The Republican front runner, Donald Trump, has talked about just throwing out the constitution. I guess that was just one of his “jokes” though.

Well, he ain’t wrong. He’s just right for the wrong reasons.

I worked in hotels for almost 15 years. I was on the other side of that constantly. So I never caused an issue myself.

HYE gotten revenge on a customer?

Bi, I got greedy.

Sexy lingerie or completely nude?

So on the night my apartment complex caught fire the Red Cross put us up in a hotel room. The next night the hotel was evacuated due to a suspected gas leak. The next morning the car broke down… Fun week.

Ever lose most of your possessions at once?

I’m high school we had a wrestler on the team we nicknamed Jim ‘The Genetic Wonder’. Like he was snuggling a fat Smurf in his underwear.

What do you consider a nice butt?

Firmly against for many reasons. It’s flawed, intrusive, racist (seriously, tech is terrible with non-Caucasian faces and gives false matches constantly for dark skinned people), expensive, and ultimately leads to very little in terms of crime solving. With all the modern tech your average police crime solving rare is around 6% of crimes.

Should local police have access to military vehicles?

Wire fraud.

Poorly conducted studies and the new stations that report on them. The most infamous case of this caused that whole ‘vaccines cause autism’ bullshit. I ruined a professor’s class once because I just ranted about the methodology of a study we were discussing and not about the study itself.

Do you ever rant?

Yup, was thrilling. Tagged a bank by glueing an environmental poster to their window and ground.

What’s a dish you’ve eaten once but never will again?

The same people on this thread are throwing a shit fit that a snooker game was interrupted by climate protestors were in the Kissinger thread fully supporting the mass civilian bombings by the US government. Y’all twisted.

I had almost graduated with a degree in electronic engineering. My grades had been slipping and I was on my final project with a group member who was not pulling his weight. Went out for dinner with my partner and realized I cared so much more about the cheesecake I was eating for desert than my degree. I was self sabotaging school and since my partner was blowing off the final I changed careers on the spot to culinary.

Ever invest a lot of time and effort into something and discover you didn’t like it?

Not many, probably maxed out at 3 trying a specific cocktail.

When drinking liquor, do you want the booze taste covered or do you prefer it to burn?

Chicago, Cellblock Tango was the first that came to mind.

What’s the weirdest musical you’ve ever seen?