I remember when… I remember, I remember when I lost my mind.

Nice weather, looking forward to a long walk with my partner.

Do you put aside time to be outside on most days?

Couch. It’s directly on the floor. No legs. Incredibly comfortable and impossible to break (which is important in my household).

What song pumps you up?

Spiders. Every job I’ve had I stopped people from killing them so I could walk them outside.

What’s your least favorite popular animal? If it’s not dolphins why not?

Jedediah something state park. Can’t remember the name. Was very nice, half the park was inaccessible till summer. They take down a bridge till the river dries up. Going to go again in the summer.

What’s your favorite bird?

Can’t say I ever have.

Do you have any pets? If so what kind?

Hike, I try to avoid long exposure to sunlight. Prefer my beach trips closer to dusk.

Nice steady hike or something challenging and exerting?

I generally find smooth or stubble attractive. Perhaps my dislike of facial hair stems from how wonky mine grows. A really bad personal look.

Let’s move that question south… What sort of hair do you like on your partner’s bits and pieces?

I tubed once. Ive found canoeing and swimming are about all I like to do on the water.

Do you ever try to go off trail when hiking?

Keeps the ears warm!

Just the ass for a good mooning.

HYE tried acupuncture?

Been on both, bus is more convenient but train is infinitely more enjoyable for long distances.

Road trip; Do you prefer to drive or be a passenger?

Physical attraction but no mental draw. Whole family was very attractive crazy asses, generally not in the fun way.

Ever been hit on by a partner’s sibling?

I largely have issues with quantity used. I hate Axe but every guy I knew piled that on. One that’s vivid in my mind smelled of chemical florals and this girl who sat next to me at the HS graduation dumped it on. I was choking out my whole graduation and that’s my only lasting memory of it.

Any non traditional smells that a partner had that you really liked?

Short answer…. My partner cut off every member of her biological family save one aunt. They are terrible and abusive. A poster child for generational abuse cycles.

Ever cut off any family?

Grain of salt, this was high school. She avoided seeing me or being alone with me for a month. She knew I was trying to break up with her and I really was trying not to do it on the phone. Ended up having to do it in front of her friend because I have no idea how long that would be stretched out.

What’s the dumbest thing you ever did during a breakup?

Emotionally I would say one. Physically and by fantasy having another certainly had it’s appeal.

On your birthday do you normally have a big party or something quiet (or none at all)?

Normally what I like to do in a busy crowd. Get outside of it and observe.

HYE overheard something so stupid or questionable from strangers that you interjected?

One next door, one a few houses down. Met him at the bus stop for our kids.

Do you like to socialize with your neighbors?

1. Accept most unless someone was giving me weird vibes. I play that by ear.

2. I’ll send one pretty rarely, only if I’ve had a nice convo or two.

3. Removing someone happens if I see something they’ve said is racist/sexist/homophobic ect…

Egg vibrator. Pretty much the only one I use. Good up the arse and my partner likes them as well. She doesn’t dig dildos or anything large, so the smaller toys are amazing.

Ever been to a goth club?

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Pocahontas… I teach history!

Wait, you mean white washing the story of the kidnapping and sex trafficking of a 14 year old girl wasn’t accurate?! Good choice for worst movie, more offensive than Songs if the South in my opinion.

Onto the next question…. Fuck with? Captain America. I would be constantly lying to him. And he’s so trusting…

What Marvel superhero would make the worst spouse?

I’m surprised it took this long to ditch Carleson after the Dominion discovery. Text messages that tore down Trump and his own viewers. There’s also a few sexual harassment cases related to Tucker as well floating around.

Lazy river tubing.

What’s your least favorite Disney cartoon movie?

Next Gen.

Who’s sexier? Data or Geordie?

Nah, I actually don’t like concerts. Hate being in crowds.

HYE made an original recipe?

Vodka and melted popsicle.

Have you tried psychedelic mushrooms?

Pirates if the Darkwater.

What’s your favorite cartoon now?

WW, Black Widow’s personality bores the crap out of me. Not just in the MCU, find her very bleh in the comics too. WW is sometimes boring, but more often than not it’s hard to do an Amazon warrior princess and not make something appealing. Superhero Girls was my favorite rendition, great show.

Norse or Greek mythology?

Not really a thing on the west coast anymore. Worked at some of the most expensive and high end restaurants in LA and Seattle and the dress code was deliberately vague. Worded so that they could turn people away for being scrubby but really let in whoever they wanted. Money is money after all. Doesn’t matter if the guy is wearing a three piece or sweatpants, they don’t want to turn away someone rich and/or famous over a tie.

What sort of tea do you prefer?