Joke, sometimes makes it worse.

What’s your favorite color?

Great for the employee break room in a large corporation. A gentle reminder to the workers that the company is fucking them over.

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Accountants are just that, accountants. Some are more, some are less, as with every other occupation on earth. There is no correlation except of your own mind's making.

Actually accountants are well known for being the most voracious and satisfying lovers. Far more so than the norm….

*slides my accounting degree into my desk

Haven’t had too much experience but messing around I think the prostate isn’t like the cock which gets extremely sensitive after coming. So I think a nice fingering right after would be appreciated. Would probably either extend the orgasm or just lead to a new round of shenanigans.

Never pulled out a ruler on him but a guy on the wrestling team had the nickname ‘the genetic wonder’. Never saw the thing at attention but it was like he was smuggling a soup can in his underwear.

Lake, but that’s assuming it’s not gross and polluted. Unfortunately most of my favorite swimming lakes from when I was younger are now too sketchy to take a dip in.

MCU sexy man… Thor or Loki?

Nape or ears. Hot breath, moaning into, or sucking on those really send me into a frenzy.

Thoughts on glasses? Sexy, prefer without, or neutral?

Phone tech support for Verizon. Not because of the customers, but because Verizon sales team constantly lied to people and most of my calls were dealing with the aftermath of those lies. The customers were pissed off, they had every right to be, and my bosses wanted me to string them along and see if we could get a few months payments out of them for a product I knew wouldn’t work for them. Worked there for about a month, 2 weeks was training. 2 weeks was me learning about the system and getting into fights with my boss about how often my callers were transferred to the billing department for cancellation. Eventually walked out mid-shift without telling anyone.

Have you ever worked for a morally corrupt company?

One time in a hotel I worked at one of the women’s sauna showers was shut down for an hour cause a lady dropped a deuce in there. Was it Courtney Love? We’ll since I signed a NDA when I was hired I can’t say…

Not my crowd, no. Actually the opposite of the political and social spectrum.

What’s your favorite bird?

Rowing, though I rarely do it. Prefer to run.

Clean up as you cook or after?

Nah, kept my head down till my thirties. Now I engage in good trouble.

Ever engage in technically illegal activity as a protest?

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Being tied up and just left like that for a hour.

Are you sure that was a sex act? Could have been a robbery.

Like the question says, but let’s try and keep it to real moves and not those ‘urban dictionary’ maneuvers that exist only to shock or entertain. So no crab hammers or flaming Pele’s.

Personally I’ve not been into anal (with a woman) or facials. Both seem degrading to my partner. Some people having those done to them but it’s not something I greatly enjoy doing.

Chatbots back in the day, not any of the newer ones. I’m avoiding the newer generation, especially those that are put out by large corporations. Already went into a rant earlier today about why in another thread so I’ll avoid getting long winded again.

HYE been catfished?

This will be the only lawsuit. They could bring charges to individuals but that’s harder to prove and not going to result in any money.

Dominion wanted this to go to trial; the damage to their reputation and personal safety for the staff and their families was huge. The sticking factor for negotiating a settlement in this case is Dominion refusing to accept any settlement where Fox does not admit to any wrongdoing. That’s par for the course in corporate settlements but Dominion wants more than money here, they want it full and without legal question that nothing said about the company was true at all. They want Fox to publicly admit it was all lies to keep gullible viewers hooked. Obviously Fox knows that admitting that could result in many other lawsuits from other agencies.

In the case itself Fox has very few legal arguments. The judge kneecapped most of their potential defenses before the trial started. A legal defense would be that Fox actually believed what they were reporting to be true. Judge says there is far too much evidence from discovery that they knew it was all BS so they can’t argue that in front of a jury. The other defense would be that since newsworthy people (such as Trump himself or Rudy G) were saying it they were simply reporting that. Judge says they can’t make that argument since it was clear that they were pushing only one position and they ignored and argued against those who opposed it.

Last defense that Fox can’t make is that the issue was solely with Fox News and not it’s parent company so only the network is responsible. Depositions with the Fox producers and Murdoch have proved that not only did they have the parent company’s blessing, they were told to silence reporters who fact checked on air any of the claims against Dominion because they feared they would lose their hardcore audience to fringe networks.

The real question here is this; will a successful Dominion lawsuit expose Fox to many more lawsuits from businesses and individuals it slandered over the years behind the guise of ‘being discussed by newsworthy individuals.’ This trial will have a large affect on liable and slander laws as it pertains to news organizations and what their responsibility is to fact check and report the truth.

Last fun note is that Fox has avoided these sort of lawsuits in the past by claiming they are an entertainment network and not a news network, and the people watching know this so they can say anything they want since it’s covered by parody laws.

Haven’t seen any since I moved out of LA. When I lived in LA I lived across the street from a sketchy motel and when I was waiting for my kid’s school bus in the mornings I normally saw at least one prostitute leaving. If I was running errands late I was frequently offered services as I walked around the area.

Have you ever procured the services of a sex worker?

Ignoring the obvious ‘why not both’ answer… I experience more pleasure giving.

Fingers or toys?

Heard an extended argument from a couple about of the girl’s Dad was a Nazi or not. She was arguing he was a WW2 enthusiast. His argument was he had way too much Nazi memorabilia to be considered a historic interest. Got pretty heated, think that was probably the start of the end on that relationship.

Once again, kicking the question forward.

*Opens wallet, moths fly out.

Um… help yourself.

Do you consider many of your sexual fantasies to be dark or ?

Country.

Dandelions; Flowers or weeds?

What Kirstin said.

To build on that I know the general feeling of the OP but that’s in a vacuum created by my white cis male experience. I’ve rarely been sexually harassed, certainly never been in fear of sexual assault. There’s also a much higher social stigma for women being sexually aggressive or promiscuous compared to men. I’ve rarely been shamed for my sexuality.

Basically what your saying is “I wish lots of people who I wanted to fuck wanted to fuck me.” And that’s a valid desire. But the patriarchy and gender roles mean that is not acceptable or safe for a woman to wish to ‘be a slut.’ If it weren’t for social constructs, women would be more open to casual sex as a whole. So let’s take a moment to remind ourselves that the patriarchy is making everyone but the rich and powerful’s sex lives significantly worse.

Rope for myself. Love the way it feels digging into my skin when being fucked. It can hurt in a good way. Restraints are fun too, safer and my partner prefers them to rope.

Degradation or flattery in the bedroom?

I attach it to a lathe and scrape my teeth along the corn while it spins.

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Krystal-Punk: noun. A subgenre of Punk literature pontificated with overt sexuality and horny redheads, typically drawing from Dark Sci-Fi and Noir but riddled with humor.
I'm so IN!

And already experienced in the genre of steampunk! Planerscapes was a really fun series. ;)

When I worked in a hotel I ran the employee cafeteria. I knew a lot of people but many were just strangers I never talked to. These two office girls were having a loud conversation and I guess assumed my ears didn’t work. The one woman was complaining. She had slept with Derek Jeeter (sp?), the baseball player who’s team was staying at the hotel. She was really angry.

Apparently she slept with him last year. What upset her was two things. The first was that he didn’t remember her, apparently she thought that a guy literally sleeping with multiple women a day would remember her specifically. She was also upset that the ‘I slept with Derek jeeter’ swag basket he gave away had the same contents as last year. (Flowers, autographed balls and pictures, and some of his baseball cards).

That was a fun question, I’ll kick it forward.

Like…3 real ones. Probably ratios are off. When I make things for myself it’s like bourbon cream and dr. Pepper.

Do you have a sweet tooth?

It was at no point in it’s history ever great. America’s highlights in it’s history are brief points when they weren’t the worst. This is not one of those gaps. So complete dissolution of the American government and restructuring the governmental and economic system with an emphasis on counteracting climate change.

What’s your favorite bumper sticker that you’ve ever seen?

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No. Should be term limits.

How many countries in the world does the USA provide military defense for, whether mostly all or partial?

Military bases in 85 foreign countries, totaling about 370 bases. For context China has 4 bases in two bordering countries and Russia has about 20 bases in 12 countries I believe.

Strictly speaking America doesn’t provide military defense for any of those nations directly. They are largely staging grounds for direct military attacks (such as the Afghan war) or to train and supply those we choose. The bases have directly been involved in about 120 regime changes in the last 80 years that we know of. CIA has the hard numbers under wraps. Highlights of these military training operations include helping topple a stable and legitimately elected government to lower the price of bananas and putting the Taliban in power.

(*edit, missed the nun’s question while typing, sorry!)

Wouldn’t move if money was no object. I would love to travel more but I would use financial stability to try and better where I currently live.

Back to less depressing questions (sorry for leading that tangent) are there any uniforms you find sexually attractive?

I could absolutely rant and lay out my case for this, but I’ll keep it concise since it’s a fun forum post…. The American legal and political system isn’t broken at all. It’s functioning exactly as it’s meant to. The largest prison system in the world, homelessness, wealth gaps, racism, sexism…. These are by design and held together by a birth-to-grave propaganda system.

America has more military bases on foreign soil than every other country in the world combined. Is this ok in your opinion?