When Heidi discovered her clit

She wanted so much out of it

Then while flicking the bean

Nope, me and the ocean have an understanding. I stay within 20 yards of the shore and it doesn’t murder me.

Ever had a near drowning experience?

Peonies.

What’s your favorite bird?

Grew up in Ohio. Was a fairly common occurrence.

Ever had traffic come to a crawl because there’s a horse and buggy going down the road?

Switcheroo in my fantasies. Haven’t had too much hands on experience so that might sway it.

Went on the bus to New Orleans right after high school with a girl I just started dating.

HYE secretly taken a naked pic of a partner?

When it needs it. Sometimes that’s only a few weeks, other times it’s months.

Do you care about tiny dents on your car?

Whichever is more expensive. I’m selling it.

Fish and chips or burgers and fries?

Cheap pizza, expensive cake, and mid-shelf liquor.

Would you go on a date to an expensive restaurant if you had little interest in the person romantically?

Nope, maybe I should have tried. Found in really bad at climbing corporate ladders.

HYE known someone was flirting/seducing you for personal gain and not because they were interested in you?

In this moment, not at all. Killing time between errands in the car.

Would you have a romantic relationship with someone who was asexual?

Very much so. Scared of heights, they make me dizzy. I avoid ledges.

HYE eaten anything you caught/hunted in the wild?

Gasping cries. Either something was surprising, rough, painful… ect. The breathy yelp kicks off something in my brain and gets me really excited.

I’ll pass that question forward, it was a good one.

Japan, want to visit some forests there.

Ever celebrate equinox or solstices?

I prefer it actually, in a committed relationship and we’re both surgically fixed so kids aren’t an option anymore.

Less mess, no awkward cumshots, I last longer, I can bust and thrust (basically keep on going after nutting) without breaking stride, and I find the drawing out of the orgasm makes it much more intense.

Sort of, but it was largely due to my partner’s lack of enthusiasm. It was a roleplay and she just was blanking me. Would like to try again sometime.

HYE had a better relationship with a partner’s pet than they did?

Ghosts, slashers are boring.

Better villains; Witches or Super Scientists?

So we don’t want people making the same threads over and over again. Totally understand that. Searching for forum posts is a good way to make sure you’re not doing that.

However what’s the general consensus here when it comes to really old threads? Do you necro a thread from a few years back or do you create a fresh discussion?

I laughed out loud here. Something about necro-ing an almost 10 year old thread [Edited by Moderator] was comical to me.

In a long term relationship and we used to not use condoms. Now we do, personal preference for her. I sort of like it better too.

She doesn’t like the mess or the cum leaking out later. I last longer with a condom on and don’t find it obstructs the quality of my orgasm.

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Last time I was on this site I had a friend who was a Dominatrix in a committed BDSM relationship. She hated 50 Shades as she said it was an abusive relationship masquerading as BDSM. I trusted her judgement so that kind of put me off.

That is entirely accurate. There’s a film called ‘The Secretary’ about a BDSM relationship with a boss named Mr. Grey… came out a few years prior to 50 Shades being written.

How that got through without raising any eyebrows I don’t know but if your looking for a film depiction closer (still a bit problematic) that’s far superior.

One of the best couples advise I heard is for people entering a more commuted point in their relationship. It’s basically sitting down with a list of kinks or sex acts . Normally you can find one online pretty easily.

Then each of you honestly and with no judgement either mark each one as ‘I want to try this, maybe, or hard no.’

It’s a great way to get the conversation started. If you are a woman bring this idea to a guy normally they’ll be happy to participate.

Then you compare and talk.

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Christopher Walken

Sherlock Holmes or Miss Marple?

Sherlock, OG for a reason. Also an icon for the neurodivergent and ace communities.

Mary Shelly or Bram Stoker?

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Have yet to read or see the films. Once I read that the plot was a copy of the twilight saga, it put me off. Also maybe my socialist's leaning.

Misunderstanding here. It started out as Twilight fan fiction, where they created their own story and universe and just used the characters. Later the author realized that there was absolutely no reason to keep any connections to the source material and wanted to market it, so she dropped the fanfic element.

I’m not saying you should read it, just saying it’s not the plot log Twilight if that’s what’s stopping you.

Macbeth is more fun. Instead of whining and melodrama we get witches and crazy murder dames.

If you ever want to see a great riff on Macbeth check out Scotland, PA. Movie is the plot of Macbeth except it’s the rise and fall of a fast food empire.

Morgan Freeman or Christopher Walken?

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I refuse to answer on the basis that this is a Have you Ever thread, and this isn't remotely a Have you Ever question.

Apologies, got my threads confused.

Only on stage. I got pulled in by a friend who needed an extra actor for a class project and I was assigned the roll of a guy trying to buy roofies. Instead I am slipped them by the dealer because I was annoying. But no actual experience with it.

HYE been around when someone trying to spike a drink was caught?

Quenyan, I trust a single hyper focused nerd linguist to put together a better language than a grab bag of random writers.

Seven Samurai or Citizen Kane?

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I’d nearly forgotten about Penthouse Letters!

I remember looking at my Dad’s penthouse’s he had stashed. I read a few letters and even then I was like. “This is such bullshit.”

Bicker _> Sicker

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect and screamed, "MAKE ME CUM!!!”

It’s always Kafka with you…

Granted he’s probably the most erotic author ever known…