I’ve mentioned before that I sort of stumbled into erotica through horror. Hadn’t really read anything where sex was explicitly depicted till Books of Blood by Clive Barker.

It’s a collection of short stories, all horror. A few have sex and the sex is incredibly well depicted without inherent evil in the act itself. ‘Jaqueline Ess: Her Will and Testament’ is still one of the most erotic things I’ve ever read.

And now I read a variety of sexually charged pieces but I have a special place in my heart for horror and fantasy. They blend well.

Position

I have arrived, your prayers are answered! (That felt cringy to type yet I still felt compelled to do it)

Hummus as the star (like hummus on pita and nothing else) and tzatziki as a sauce.

Live fast and die young or live carefully and die old?

Not directly from reading, but definitely started the ball rolling and made it none to difficult to complete the task.

What’s your erotica kink? Something that you only enjoy in stories but either wouldn’t in real life or is impossible (such as magic or fantasy).

Yup, phone tech support for Verizon in college. I didn’t mind the customers, actually enjoyed the tech support. Issue was over 50% of my calls were the result of the sales team knowingly selling DSL internet to people who didn’t have systems to support them. Sales team received commissions per sale but never had the salesman tied with a specific account, so they lied constantly to make sales. And I was the one who had to break that news to the customer. After a month I put my headset down and just walked out of the building, didn’t even tell anyone I was leaving.

HYE refused to do something at work because you morally objected to what was asked?

Yup, they deserved it.

HYE messed with/pranked a friend and never told them it was you?

Yeah…. It was fun in college. It wasn’t fun when visiting the in-laws and her sisters drunkenly suggested it.

Has a partner’s family member ever creeped you out?

Lived at both, I’ll take the north. South would win out if it weren’t so crowded and dirty.

Indian food or Japanese? And pick carefully because your deciding my dinner for tomorrow.

The perfect breast size is whatever breast I currently have permission to touch. I refuse to answer less diplomatically.

Do you find dicks visually appealing?

Actors -> Tractor

I’ve often wondered about Jen,

Who showed me her tits way back when.

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Who in the shit cooks with they’re wang hanging out in front of the stove?! That’s how you get sick burn.

My button on this phone has been busted for about a year. I’ll take that. The TV is fine and I tend to hate higher end models (hate HD).

Otters or seals?

Really hard to pick, but Hot Fuzz cracks me up every time. Drunken Master movies are also great. What We Do in Shadows. Oh Brother Where Art Thou. Few off the top of my head.

Is there a movie that you know is well done, think it’s a good movie, but will never watch again?

Missing some molars because American healthcare says outside bones need their own, really expensive insurance to care for so when I was really poor I went about a decade without dental care. So teeth.

Do you find feet sexy?

Unfortunately it’s normally my day to catch up on chores, but normally spent at home.

Let’s go shopping; Do you want new shoes or a new hat?

Started and quickly abandoned the attempt. Sand everywhere. The blanket did nothing. She didn’t want sand in her lady bits and I didn’t want to fuck sandpaper. So we took it inside. If I ever attempt it again I’m staying vertical.

HYE had sex in the rain?

Breakfast.

Monday morning; nice breakfast or something fast and out the door?

Guardians of the Galaxy,

But of those two X-men I have better memories of. (90’s cartoon slapped)

Green Lanterns or Nova Corps?

If it’s one of the other, beards without mustaches look Amish. I’ll go with mustache.

Pick a mustache; Burt Reynolds or Salvador Dali.

If the chase is done right the sex is a satisfying climax. The trick is to keep up that energy after sex and keep chasing.

Have you ever had a wonderful time during the pursuit but been utterly disappointed by the sex?

Yeah, left the whole state and moved to the other side of the country.

HYE moved somewhere that you didn’t know anybody?

Nah. After my car broke down after my apartment burned down and then a vending machine ate my last dollar and the chips got stuck…. I just don’t leave things up to luck anymore. Lady Luck has issues….

Is there a phone app game you play a lot?

Wrestling team captain.

Did you ever do a sport you weren’t good at? You just liked doing it.

Yes. I stopped breathing while she rode me.

HYE hurt your partner during an orgasm?

Hook in my pants. Blues Traveler

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Broccoli

Pull and pray or creampie?

One of my favorite things on this thread is when someone randomly says ‘Brussels sprouts’ or ‘broccoli’ and answers the question from a few years ago.

Comedy, Dee.

Pull and pray, not happy.

Black or green tea?

Candyland. Whooped that 4-year-olds ass too.

Ever thrown a competitive game to someone because it felt like they needed the win more?

Hard yes. Not sure if we’re talking sexually or as a non sexual activity but yes to both.

HYE given up on something you really wanted to try sexually because you know it was incompatible with your partner?