My partner. But she’s got a touch of the plague so I don’t think that’s in the cards.

What’s your longest sex drought while in a relationship?

Been hit on, not picked up. I went with a group of friends to a gay bar in college and learned I didn’t have to pay for my own drinks! I stopped accepting them fast though, felt it was dishonest to keep taking them as I identified as straight at the time.

Ever had sex with someone and you never knew their actual name?

Dinner, I’m terrible on an empty stomach and drinking.

Next day after drinking; Try to sleep it off or get up and eat some hangover food?

Yup, I think it ended the friendship. But it was one of those “you should have known I liked her” high school BS things. And I married her so I think it worked out for the best on my end.

Ever lose out on an opportunity to date someone because you were too scared to ask them out?

And me… awk. I’ll go look for some berries and leave you guys alone.

Anal surprise.

Tuna, have personal issue with salmon.

Tuna or egg sandwich?

Nope, but I’ve been on few dates outside of my long time partner. (And it is messed up, knew a guy doing that in a kitchen I worked in. Hated that guy)

HYE had a date go nothing like you planned, but it turned out better?

Yodeling suggestively.

Pan’s Labyrinth. Del Toro is an amazing director because in stories with monsters and mythical creatures the actual humans are the most terrifying.

A father and adult son were captured by the Spanish army and accused of being rebel spies. They say they were just hunting rabbits for meat because mom was sick. The commander, cold as hell, takes a bottle out of their bag and repeatedly smashes the son in the face with it. As the Dad begins to weep the commander shoots him in the head. He then starts rooting around the bag and finds dead rabbits, confirming that they were just civilians. Commander isn’t even phased, no remorse at all. Just scolds his soldiers to do a better job searching so he isn’t bothered.

It was so incredibly cruel and frightening. Actor absolutely nailed it, everyone in the scene pulled off their part perfectly. Makeup was absolutely sickening. When I think of the most effective villains, this is the scene that comes to mind.

Met my partner in high school… so technically but probably not exactly what you meant

Do you remain in close contact with high school friends?

Whirlwinding your dick and screaming, “I’m the fuck helicopter! Tch-ch-ch-ch!”

Crispy if I need to choose, both have their places.

Eat a cup of cat food or dog food?

Trying to remember off hand, but wrestling, cross country, tech crew, computer repair (vocational program we had)…. Think I’m missing a few.

Do you ever look at your old yearbooks?

Yes, couple of times.

HYE known someone who gave away/showed their partner’s nudes to their friends without permission?

Ah, I see someone didn’t read Tolkien’s ‘Silmarillion’!

There’s an old dwarves ballad about a slutty elf.

“FUUUUUK ME!” Cried the elven maiden

So into her mine I dug greedily and deep.

“MAKE ME CUMMmmm!” She coaxed till I unladen

And she roared like a Balrog awaken from sleep.

Retro wrestling singlet I snagged from my high school. Was weird as hell, kept it for like 10 years, and then sold it through a clothing auction lady. Someone paid like 140 bucks for it, which surprised the hell out of me.

Do you have a comfort TV show?

Coding. Trying to convert a video game script into the gameplay and I haven’t seriously coded in a decade. Having to research things I used to know, figure out what’s new, and experiment.

I’ll take the jock, mostly out of curiosity. Nerds are my norm, and I really like them. But variety is the spice of life.

For sex; Something you know you like or something new that you don’t know if you’ll enjoy it or not?

Unctuous flatulence

Slurping excessively

Quioxte-esque obsession to win at sex.

Knitting a dick cozy.

Tremendously. Cramped, polluting, terrible experiences. Last time I flew was to be with my Dad before he died. Bought my ticket, got to the gate, and then they inform me they oversold the flight because they just assume some people weren’t going to show up.

Had to cause a scene. My Dad was actually dying. Eventually some really kind person gave up their seat and took the reschedule for me.

If I have enough warning I take a train.

HYE taken a sleeper train?

Illicit family videos

Vibrant

Head

Yes, and did convert. Went Catholic I’m my early 20’s before marrying. No longer Catholic but have studied a lot of religions now, more to widen my view than convert. Personal faith and beliefs are a mishmash and personal feelings.

Ever gotten into a religious argument with someone when you’ve know more about their religion than they did?

Don’t think my Mom’s ready for any stories I would post on this site. If my Dad were alive still I would share it with him. Man painted naked lady clowns on giant canvases for fun a few feet away from where I did homework. He wasn’t much for secrets.

Are you more open with one parent than the other?

None, find the process disrespectful and empty. Saw a short run commercial where they had Marilyn Monroe plugging some product in a commercial and I was livid. There’s also a dangerous line being crossed as far as rights of actors. I’m a fan of trying new things, promoting fresh actors, and telling new stories. I find 99% of what Hollywood churns out to be really empty and dystopian. Most actors and directors are there because of nepotism. You need connections to get your work distributed. The great works and performances you will never know is infinitely vast because capitalism is more comfortable with selling you a rehashed, ‘safe’ picture than anything that would challenge you.

Obviously I have issues with this, so I’ll stop before a tirade.

Do you support new, local plays or artists?