Partners

We don’t talk about Bruno in my pants. -Encanto

Arista -> Strait

Below. I’m a sucker for a mystery bag.

To add to my “people I kidnapped who were wearing Buddy Holly glasses” collection.

Depends on how excited I am for supper. Normally snack.

Halloween costume; Off the rack or custom make it yourself?

Donut blowjobs. If you know, any ‘hot sex tips’ from Cosmo.

Witnessed…. A marriage to a woman half their age who they had known for about two months. No prenup on top of that and the guy was loaded. That was an expensive lesson. Marriage lasted less than a year. They were rebounding from a messy divorce.

Have you ever been to a marriage where someone actually objected during the service?

Innocent. Few times I bought expensive tickets I felt it was worth it.

You told someone you would show up to an event you fully well knew you wouldn’t go to.

Oh, its on. I take pride in my grappling skills. 😠

Grieve, don’t celebrate much anyway. And I try to celebrate someone’s life as much as possible in the wake of their death.

Where would you like your corpse tossed? Ocean or forest?

😢. You found my moral cooking dilemma. I don’t eat octopus. They are too intelligent. I used to love it. Won’t eat it anymore.

Is it a giant octopus and it was an ‘you or them’ scenario?

Xenophobic rants

Santa Clause. I’m starting to suspect there’s some holes in that story.

Also there’s a lot of holes and weirdness in my Mom’s childhood stories. I’ve pieced together that the family store may have been a mob front and that’s why she won’t talk about it.

My Dad was generally too forthcoming and honest. Didn’t need to hear about those college hookups Dad.

Are there any family secrets you feel like are withheld from you?

I was just making sure your taxes were filed correctly. I didn’t know you kept pictures of your victims here.

You’re locked up for bad record keeping!

Vaginal ventriloquism

Stamped

Foraged mussels cooked in coconut water, roasted seaweed, and whatever you can scavenge up. What food did you find?

I mean, maybe I’d my Dad had arranged it. He would pick me a fun partner. The rest do not match my taste.

Would you abandon your family to be with the person you loved?

Visually pleasing, thoughtful tribute.

I’m going to pin you to the floor. Not for kissing, but because I wrestled for 10 years and I ain’t losing this match.

Very guilty, and I would do it again! Ethically sourced foods be expensive.

Owned a pet they were not supposed to, either illegal exotic or not on the lease.

5 letters, comet

Tremor -> mother

Hiding from Elton John’s lawyers.

Yes, moved recently and I’m excited to go to new ones. Loved the festivals in Ohio and Seattle. Hated the ones in Los Angeles (soulless cash grabs across the board). Pumpkin Festival in Circleville Ohio was my favorite.

What is your favorite festival?

Vorgetting a condom

pancakes, timing the bacon in the oven so it’s done at around the same time I’m finishing up the pancakes.

Communist island! It’s the peoples island! Us peoples. Our place.

I’ll take the spanking. Few like that’s the end result no matter what I pick.

Don’t stop believin’ in my pants. Journey