Doggystyle

Absinthe for the lady. Add a maraschino cherry with a plastic sword through it so we can have tiny sword fights.

Tough call, my two favorite seasons. Think I’ll go with fall. Colors, food, and Halloween 🎃

Summer or winter?

No, but that’s a loaded no. If it’s “would you do it all over again” I think I wasn’t a good husband for most of our marriage and for her sake I wouldn’t do it again. If it’s “would you marry again today” it’s still pretty much no. I would get the legal marriage for tax, healthcare, and legal purposes. But we both didn’t like a lot of social aspects people associate with ‘husband and wife.’ So we’re partners, not married. It’s technically an open relationship. Each day we choose to be together, and both can walk at any time.

Has your opinions on marriage changed in your life?

Fucking

Slapping the balls.

Nature, currently learning to find a lot of natural remedies around the area I live in. Foraged medicines is some of the most important knowledge that society has forgotten.

What meat with the banana pancakes, sausage or bacon?

The right person smiling.

Do you keep something in your bedroom you’ve had since you were a kid?

Intertwined

Nut in the hair

Tom Waits. unique and amazing.

Who’s your favorite artist? Talking painting, sculpture, that sort.

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Would suggest avoiding forum games if you don’t like honest responses. Too tender for anything but flattery. Ok with offending anyone but not ok with being offended.

Back on topic, curious, both looking good and might also keep bodies in the basement.

Invoke satan

Technically hourly, functionally salary. I get my work done, clock in for a full 40 regardless of how much I worked. I work fast and shouldn’t be punished for that. I always complete the tasks asked of me. Sometimes work as little as 15 hours a week. Sometimes I’ll work OT but only clock in for the 40.

If you could afford not to work, would you?

Gargling

After, even if it’s a quick snack. Need something in my stomach or I get weak and dizzy.

Bananas or peaches?

Three-ways and cheating come up a lot. Honestly neither are incredibly appealing on paper or conceptually to me. I really like intimacy and stories h about these seem to lack that. I might be interested in a three-way with the right partners, but never really fantasize about it.

Have you read about something here that you haven’t done, and now your interested in trying?

Yes.

Have you ever eaten cat/dog food?

Grudge

Elon Musk.

I started reading some of his work only after talking to someone who knew about their death. Really great writer, and a huge archive of stories and poems is a nice legacy to leave.

Light.

Same question but for breakfast?

I like both. It’s the middle that gets to me. Prefer to nap through it.

On a normal work day, how do you get your lunch? Pack it, buy something, or provided by employer?

Depends on how it’s communicated. Are they being respectful, clever, and earnest? Or are they being crass, gross, and entitled?

If you found out your partner was having cybersex with anonymous people online, would you consider that cheating?

I worked as a cook, so quite often.

HYE forgotten to put a new question on these things and had to edit your comment?

My partners younger sisters had both made passes at me. Super inappropriate, incredibly bad ideas, but still feel incredibly aroused and flattered. Told my partner immediately about both incidents, obviously not the part about how I enjoyed it.

Any sexual moments you enjoyed but wouldn’t admit to IRL?

Huge turn on for me. Painted ladies are also normally a blast to hang with, not even counting sexual tension.

Yell out their mother’s name

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Reading through the entries, I'm surprised by how many deaths there are. I suppose there could be some parsing of "during sex" but some decedents are still damp and naked, The stories have lots of likes and positive comments, so many people don't mind, but I prefer a story where everyone gets out alive.

Perhaps the mods should require a tag that warns "somebody dies" so I don't end up with my growing interest in a story suddenly killed along with a character.

Then there are those of us who’s first erotica was horror… cut my sexy story teeth on Clive Barker.

Like, I avoid most people. “People, what a bunch of bastards.” -Roy, IT Crowd

Speaking of that show, any hidden gems of TV shows that it feels like your the only person who’s seen it?