Garters

Great, stuck on an island with a sea goddess… again!

Fond, but also ready to run screaming. I feel like I should at least entertain the possibility you eat people.

Seem a ufo? Been a ufo? Fucked a ufo? I think we need a verb. So to answer those three questions… Yes, no, in a sense.

HYE the idea but not what the thing was for?

Shaking

Yup, as a kid and currently. There’s a long stretch of abandoned track that the locals use as a hiking path.

HYE had a pyromania phase?

Catcher in the Rye. After reading that, I found it so terrible I really didn’t feel like reading much for the next 15 years or so.

What’s your favorite birthday present you ever got?

Guilty.

You don’t properly wash your hands before dinner.

I dug for gold a lot when I was a kid… but probably not the sort of nuggets you have in mind.

HYE gone to a lecture on something you knew absolutely nothing about?

Donald, the realist of the group. He’s angry, and he should be.

Avatar, the Last Airbender or Avatar, Dances with Wolves but Aliens

Sweat

Eat one, I’ve tacitly paid for one.

Sherlock Holmes or Columbo?

Guilty. Framed a sibling for your crime.

Nope, and I’m still angry. There was a huge snow storm, was driving where the instructor told me to. They sent me down a road and a car was abandoned in the street. Obviously been there a while, snow on the wind shield. So I signal and go around it. Was failed for illegally going into the opposing lane. When I asked what I should have done apparently the answer was sit there for an unknown length of time for the car to be moved.

Was there a test or competition that you feel totally robbed by the outcome?

Call me Ish-‘9 inch’-mael.

Storm, their my favorites.

Desert or tundra?

Partner dared me to, couldn’t not do it and save face. It was terrible, gagged bad.

HYE had someone that could talk you into anything?

Shamisen, loved it in movies when I was a kid, listen to a lot of albums. Think it’s really expressive and haunting.

Who’s an author you feel is undervalued?

Just the Ohio mafia. Family won’t talk much about it though….

Who’s worse? The mafia or Nestle? Support your answer.

New laptop! La tee da! Update background, download my browser of choice, turn off the person tracking bullshit, and I’m good to go.

Pants or skirts?

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You don't need to spell everything out, or even very much. But I need some indication you've actually thought this shit through, and aren't just making it all up as you go along.

Had a few funny times with my partner while reading bad erotica. One of us grab the other and fully clothed attempt to recreate the scene because we are so lost. Sometimes it ends with stuff like, “Ah, i understand now. He has a third arm growing from his back and that’s the only explanation as to what’s going on.”

Innocent.

You snuck a peek down a girl’s shirt when she wasn’t paying attention.

Went for class treasurer in 3rd grade. Lost by a landslide to this popular girl. Guess it really didn’t matter. From what I could tell the student council got together for yearbook pics and that was it.

HYE entered a talent contest?

Guilty

You shoplifted something you could afford.

House call

High school graduation! And the start of a decade long haze of cognitive dissonance.

1989

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It is what it is.

Hate this line. It’s either a non-saying or just dismissive of a situation or struggle. Often it accompanies non-action when something could totally be done.

Hunkering down. Decades in restaurants has left myself and my partner by proxy bitter toward Valentine’s Day. We don’t celebrate specific dates in our relationship anymore, just sort of spontaneous gifts and gestures of affection.

Planned sex or spontaneous?

Sell, value’s been going down since 2016.

Offering