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New job, schools are back open, have to leave the safety of quarantine. Started making plans to escape LA. Busy year.

1995

Friction

Thought about this a lot when I worked as a chef. Gourmet food is when the meal far out values the ingredients on a social/economic scale. It ultimately doesn’t denote quality, but the perception that it’s elevated to be better than common food. So ultimately it’s a marketing term and a badge of prestige more than anything else.

Would you be willing to have a lot less types of food available if it greatly reduced pollution? As in a mostly local diet.

Itches-> chests

There was a plumber from Kentucky

Whose pipe was clogged and yucky

Yet he shoved in his thing,

A q-tip on a string.

Prolific

Tried to, but as it was reporting a cop for his treatment of a homeless person (which would have been recorded by his body cam) the person who took my call insisted they could not do anything unless I left my full info with them. As the threat of retaliation far outweighed the chance of the officer being punished I gave it up.

HYE been completely surprised by a long-term partner doing something brand new?

I knew a dominatrix named Sam

Who always began with "I am…"

“I am feeling quite cruel”

"I am slapping your tool"

I dropped my pants saying, “Yes Ma’am.”

There was a plumber from Kentucky…

My stuffy aunt met my partner shortly before we both went to high school. Partner was my girlfriend at the time.

Aunt asked what she would be studying and she told her art and theater. My aunt responded very condescendingly, “You can’t get a job with that degree. What will you do for money?”

Girlfriend without missing a beat says, “Oh, I’m going to be a stripper. Take my clothes off for money.” The look on my aunt’s face and her inability to come up with any response was golden.

Have you ever accidentally seduced your partner, as in you weren’t trying to be sexy but something you did absolutely clicked for your lover?

I knew a dominatrix named Sam

Who always began with "I am…"

“I am feeling quite cruel”

As a chef quite a few times. Mistakes breed innovation.

Meatloaf famously stated “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”

What is ‘that’ to you?

A girl with a kinky desire

Dated bad boys – playing with fire

She liked to be choked

With no safe-word invoked

But was part of the church choir.

I knew a dominatrix named Sam

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I'm grabbing my popcorn and a comfy seat to watch the consequences of y'all poking Spriticus. You do know, as a hobby mind you, Sprite commands a league of ninja cats. 😈

If I die by ninja cat it would simply be fulfilling the prophecy of that old gypsy woman all those years ago…

I think their adorable but lots of people squirm when I tell them I used to have pet rats. Lovely little pets but lifespan was too short and I didn’t like getting emotionally rocked so often.

What is your favorite cryptid?

A girl with a kinky desire

Dated bad boys – playing with fire

She liked to be choked

Roughly

Penetrated

A geek and a stripper named Eve,

Was as lovely as she was naive.

This couple was getting a bit older, and bedroom communication was getting worse. Both were losing their hearing.

So the wife had an idea. She told her husband, “If I’m feeling horny, I’ll grab your dick and wait for a response. Grab one breast for no and both breasts for yes.”

The husband nodded, seeing how this could help in the dark. So he said, “That’s a good plan. If I’m feeling horny I’ll grab your chest with both hands and wait for a response. Tug on my dick once for yes. If you don’t want to have sex tug it about 50 times for a no.”

I mean, a succubus know what they’re doing by definition.

Pick a lover… Freddy Kruger or Pinhead.

Werewolf. I’m a good boy.

Would you fuck a Frankenstein or a Merfolk?

Passenger, but depends on who’s the driver.

You’re outdoors naked. Which do you prefer; Sunlight or moonlight?

Down the rodeo the broncs were bucking

As the cowboys were Brokeback fucking.

They parried and thrust.

They slapped ass and cussed.

Would like to, but with kids, poverty, and Covid I haven’t been to any live stuff lately.

Have you ever been to a performance so bad people stood up and walked out?

Oh yeah, one job just never gave me any requested days off, even if I gave the months of advanced warning. So I just stopped requesting and called in sick on the days I wanted off. Really f’d over my coworkers but that’s on management at that point.

HYE noticed someone was screwing up at work, but just let the shit hit the fan because you didn’t like them?

Down the rodeo the broncs were bucking

As the cowboys were Brokeback fucking.

Man, you go hard for a Q&A forum game. Fine, here it is…

It wasn’t the dog. It was me.

What’s your fantasy pet? Any animal, feel free to ignore all practical and legal reasons why you shouldn’t.

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What about a 10001 word magnum opus that ends with TO BE CONTINUED just before it finally gets to the first sex scene? Which is a flash?

🤪

Then they fucked. It was alright.

-The End

Warm rain fell on my ass

While shagging in the long grass

With a lass name of Molly

And her sister, Holly.