Quote by Seeker4

What about a 10001 word magnum opus that ends with TO BE CONTINUED just before it finally gets to the first sex scene? Which is a flash?

🤪

Then they fucked. It was alright.

-The End

Warm rain fell on my ass

While shagging in the long grass

With a lass name of Molly

And her sister, Holly.

Adorn

Quote by Sanctus_Cacas

Some stories have too many unnecessary details. Hemingway talked about how only 1/8 of an iceberg is visible above the surface. If a writer can make their core story, their iceberg tip, meaningful, then the omitted details, the submerged iceberg, can still be felt by the reader.

To be fair, Hemingway is like reading an IKEA manual.

Yeah, been in apartments for 20 years and now I’m renting a house (back to that real estate market…) and I finally have enough space for a few small appliances, food storage, and work space for two.

Is your bathroom the size you like?

Relate -> Slater

Crests -> Caress

Annnd if public shaming is my kink I SHOULD submit fragment stories?

Chunk, goonies. Kid had the adult actors cracking up. In the ‘tell me everything’ scene you can see one of the bad guys straining to not laugh.

Scores -> Scares

Not really, kept a little too busy to get overly bored.

Do you enjoy going for a run?

Chef to accountant. Did you enjoy the isolation during Covid?

Exalt

Ass

Hot coco and the fireplace.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?

Fondle

Condom

Star Trek phase is more functional. The light saber is honestly a terribly impractical weapon. Especially the staff sabre like Darth Maul's.

Ewoks or jawas?

With some ground rules about how far I could go and when to be back. Think I could go out on my own when I was like 5 or 6.

Was it easier to make friends when you were a kid?

A hotel I worked for had a bunch of Arabic royalty staying for a few months. They had done so the previous year but hadn't spent as much money in the hotel as management hoped. So they took a large banquet space and converted it into a hookah bar where I was assigned. So I worked in one but never went to one as a customer.

Ever been to a goth bar/club?

No, but I'll got to a sports bar for a trivia night. I don't watch many games.

Ever go to trivia nights?

Accounting, so in general yes. Large corporations are constantly lobbying to make the rules more imbalanced.

Should the IRS receive a lot more funding to pursue the richest Americans?

Center -> Renter

We could say the right wing Republican Supreme court... or we could examine that 95% of supreme court cases are decided with a bipartisan full majority and that both sides favor corporate interests. The supreme court was a branch created to check the power of the people. The federal court system is an entire branch that not one citizen gets to vote for. It also comes with lifetime appointments. It creates a little god-king group that citizens can do absolutely nothing about.

So the answer is simple if we're sticking with this really, really shitty legal system. Federal judges on all levels should be voted for by the people and have limited terms. However, trying to fix the American justice system at this point is like taking a sub down to patch a hole in the Titanic.

Is our government realistically fixable or would a complete redrawing of a new constitution be needed?

I've only got one source of readily available protein which you're welcome to. However, if you want a more permanent solution grab a knife and help me fabricate this pig.

Answering for my partner; Titty fucking. She thought it would be uncomfortable and messy but turned out to be extremely pleasurable and if I came with her tits wrapped around me there wasn't much being shot around. She also loved the aftercare where I cleaned them for her.

Shoes, but indoor only footwear like slippers or house moccasins in the home.

For a sexual partner; Artsy or athletic?

Ladies, I wanted to ask about the audible component of orgasms. How much of the noises you make are involuntary or for your partner’s benefit?

Going the other way is it hard to suppress if you want to be quiet?

The last question is about the screamers… is this done for effect or natural?

Screaming

Sat somberly in front of my loom,

When in walked my sister’s groom.