A dirty young blonde from Seattle,

Took a liking to using a paddle.

It tickled her mind

To see a red behind.

I lived in LA, so my apartment complex.

Have you ever discovered a body? (Which again… LA… I have had the messed up experience of doing)

Brown eyes, both are nice but blue can go creepy. Looking your way Elijah Woods.

David Bowie or Freddy Mercury?

A dirty young blonde from Seattle,

Took a liking to using a paddle.

Eh, nothing the IRS would really be interested in. Small amounts. Hiding money from the IRS is rich people crime.

Have you ever abandoned a kink? Like you used to enjoy some but you don’t anymore.

It’s fair to say I do a fair bit of exploration orally, and that has involved a lot of biting… Mostly playful nibbles. Once or twice in a fight with the intent to injure or cause pain.

HYE been bit by a person?

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Not a single thing. My Lush muse has adopted an entirely asexual attitude and not even Sprite's threats can dissuade her. I did bake some very tasty blueberry muffins this morning, so that's something.

Absence makes the mind more creative sometimes. Had a few sexual droughts that led to really enjoyable story ideas.

I felt her hand in the dark and lonely night

And asked if she would give me some hand delight

Her hand made me jump

Nails dug in during the pump

Grew up in Ohio, not super common there but saw a few. You’re taught young to keep an eye out for that red hourglass.

HYE gotten a rash from poison ivy?

Nope, they are ok in theory but in practice most are really depressing. Like most of the sex industry, it’s not a celebration and enjoyment of sexuality, it’s predatory and cruel.

Have you ever worked for a co-op business model?

I really need to finish my end of the year projects for work.. January is the only month that deals with hard deadlines.

Yes, put up bar boxes in my house when I was a kid.

What’s the weirdest animal you ever found in your home?

Nope, actually find myself looking at most female celebrities that people say are sexy and think they are boring. I think beauty standards are far more informed than people realize.

Have you ever worked with people that made you uncomfortable due to racism/sexism even if you weren’t the target?

A collection of shorts by Shirley Jackson. She hits such a wonderful balance of realism, absurdism, and humor that really makes the underlining horror pop out.

What author that you had to read in school do you legitimately hate. (Looking your way Fitzgerald)

Nope, was offered once but I can’t afford that bill. Just drove my bleeding ass in.

HYE had a house fire ?

Very much so. The muscle look is a huge turn on for me. But I have limits, like the men you hit a certain point (normally after you start using a lot of substances) where you get really unnatural looks and proportions. But really solid muscles are very sexy.

As long as we’re on body builders… Do you think the bronzed tan look is sexy?

Misery. One of the best literary examples of metaphors and plot really solidly intertwined. The story can be fully enjoyed without knowing that it’s about King’s addiction to cocaine. When you do know that you see a lot of amazing new layers to the story.

Ever read much Clive Barker? If so any favorites?

Suspense

Horror or Romcom?

Love is a worship, an offering for something they give you.

Spoony Love.

Have you ever spent most of a party with someone’s pet rather than the people?

Spread

Chaeta-> attach

Yup, changed careers and left a lot of dreams at the old one.

HYE screamed during a movie?

Leverage

Good Evening, Lady!

Gives good double entendres…. <_<

Honestly pretty much anything in reasonable amounts. Anytime it’s in revolt I tally everything I put I there recently and think, “Fair enough.” Like ok, 2 coffees and an energy drink after eating that candy bar for breakfast led me to this moment.

What animal was your favorite pet?

Harder

Like all millennials… home ownership.

You have to get one word legibly tattooed on your forehead…. What is it? (That’s some Barbra Walters level question there)

Reamer - Rammer

(Listen, I’m just saying the vocabulary of lush contributors seems to be very telling of our interests)

Car that learned to talk. Impressive feat even if it is a precursor to the robot apocalypse.