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Ruthie
Over 90 days ago
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I've always thought that most people who don't like pineapple on pizza have probably not tried it. I like pineapple and jalapeno peppers. I haven't tried banana on pizza, but I like to eat pineapple, banana and pimento cheese sandwiches. Either or both.
The amount of pain I enjoy is variable. If zero is none and 10 is the worst pain imaginable, I'd say it starts to get less fun around six and by eight it's safeword time. Seeing how much I can endure is good for me, and I like to push myself. I expect punishment to hurt. It's like hot pepper. Some people like it and some don't. A paddle hurts, how a person reacts to it is within the person, not the paddle. My limit is that it not leave bruises that show. I like the feeling of sitting on a well spanked bottom. I'm okay with hands, paddles, hairbrushes, belts, straps, crops, tawses, and floggers and canes if they're used right. I like the feeling of intimacy that I get from a hand, but I also really like straps and belts. Floggers less so, but crops are good too. Why do you ask?

Multi part questions are okay.
MMF. I think I can make better use of two guys than one guy can make of two girls.
Not anymore. Not 'accidentally.' It's something I would do sometimes when I was younger. I don't mind exposing myself, but I like it to be to someone who wants to see me, rather than a total stranger.
I don't usually wear panties. When I wear panties it's mostly because I want them to be taken off. It's not for any kind of sexual reason, but going without panties is healthier. I recommend it to all women. If you don't want to show off, you can wear longer skirts or dresses. Let the air circulate.

2706ali, giving my panties to men at restaurants is one of the reasons that I would have to wear them. I wear panties for men. The only other reason is if I'm having my period.
I've never given a man a spanking, so I can't know if I'd enjoy it or not. I'm pretty submissive. I'm not sure I'd respect a man after I spanked him. I'm not sure I'd respect a man who wouldn't spank me. As for women, I prefer being spanked by them too. My fantasy has always been being spanked by older women, but now I'm becoming the older woman. Maybe I'd take some sweet young thing to the woodshed. I'm not finished with all the things I want to do yet though.
Hard-boiled detective is a good genre. Nothing like a good hard-boiled dick to pass an idle afternoon or in bed on a rainy evening.

edit: I'm also fond of mystery fiction.
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I've heard, resistance if futile. I think that was said by Victor Borge or someone like that.


I think it was you who said that. Remember, I was hanging head down, my hands tied behind my back.
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Of course, none of that applies to male characters except, possibly, for height. However, giving the length, width, and circumference of a guy's schlong is mandatory. That said, many authoritarian authors feel that quantifying the amount of semen he ejaculates is not truly erotic.




As an authoritarian moderator, I feel that semen amounts should be given in milliliters rather than ounces, but that is not really Lush policy. 755 ml instead of 25.5296 oz, but this policy does not apply to any measurements other than semen. However, the number of spurts should always be written out if it is under one hundred, eighty, not 80. The length of the schlong, unless it is over one hundred inches, should be written out as well, fourteen inches, instead of 14 inches, although 14" is okay. In fact 14" is magnificent. I often dream of that number. I never expect to see it in real life, but I enjoy it in fiction. I'm sure it would make me uncomfortable in real life, but in fiction, it's okay.

Here is an example: "He pulled his magnificent fourteen inch cock from me with a loud plop and spurted 642 ml of his glorious semen into my hair. I was so grateful that I took his giant whanger, it's entire length and humongous forty inches of circumference, into my mouth."
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Thanks for the subtle hint Mr. Rumple!

I'll get on it next week. These last few weeks have been rather fraught, and my time online has been very limited.


I am also eagerly waiting for the next contest. I'm afraid that I haven't quite caught up with the contests yet, but my passion poem is almost ready now, just a few more verses.
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Thank you, you've all been a good help. I wanted to ask about an idea I had in my head, I did have an opinion when I asked a friend about it, wanted to get a second opinion from readers or story mods whoever sees this. I wanted one of my stories to take a dark turn or twist involving abuse. No, not sexual abuse more like physical. I'll give you an example; like bruises scratches on the arm, or a black eye. I was not sure if I could write that in my story. Since is kind of touchy to some people. I won't write how it happens, just mention the bruises, scratches, etc. I know you have to be careful writing about stories like that on here. I'm not sure if stories containing a little violence is okay. Even though I was told I could write about anything I wanted. with a few limits like age and other things. I still wanted to be sure.


We don't want stories about abuse. We want stories in which everyone is happy in their sexual adventures. We expect consent in all of our stories. No force should be used to make anybody do anything sexual. A little violence is okay, but not sexual violence. We don't allow blood or weapons in any sexual situation, unless it's vampire fiction, then it has to be secondary to the sex. No death, of course, at least not death as a part of the sex scenes. You can have non-sexual violence in proper context, such as war, barroom brawls, etc. Violence is allowable in mysteries unless it is of a sexual nature. You can find what we disallow on this page: https://www.lushstories.com/disclaimer.aspx#submissions
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It's a bit more nuanced than that. Blood is allowed in Supernatural for vampire stories, for instance. And death is allowed as long as it isn't connected to the sex. I.e. you can write an erotic murder mystery where the victim's femme fatale widow gets jiggy with the investigating detective, just not have her murder her husband (or the detective) during the act. At least that's how it was when I was a mod. However, bloody, gory murders a la slasher movies would likely not cut it. The hypothetical murder mystery would be best to have the death occur off screen, for instance.


As far as I know, those are still the rules. We allow death, but not during sex. The detective, for instance, can shoot it out with the bad guys, but he can't shoot his secretary while she's bent over his desk. We don't like acts of violence linked to sex. Our sex scenes should be fulfilling and enjoyable by all characters involved. None of them should get gunned down, stabbed or pushed over cliffs during the sex act. There should be no link to sex if there is any blood or gore. Vampire and supernatural stories, of course, are exceptions, but even then we don't want a lot of splatter and extreme violence. Lush isn't really the place for violence, blood and gore.
Fortunately, you have excellent lawyers, and they get your case dismissed.
Congratulations to the winners, AvrgBlkGrl, Liz and Sprite and all who made the top fifteen list.
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It has always been my custom to create all of my writings right here in our site submission panel. I never worry about changing or correcting or selecting formats. I just use what is given here. I submit from here and later download to special files on my computer. From there I can upload to anywhere else, for instance, a smashwords ebook I may be working on.


That's a great idea. Then you don't have to worry about your format matching Lush's.
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Well, it does not surprise me at all. Lush had established their own rules for writing. This is yet another one to add to Lush's large list of non standard Lush only rules that go against well established rules taught from grade school through post grad degrees. If Lush rules were used in these schools, a work of writing would be filled with many, many, red marks from the teacher or professor under the grade of a big F in the top margin of the composition. It's there web site and they have the wright to establish what ever rules they wish.

Yes, I would have a problem trying to place only one space between sentences. Also having to manually place the period and capitalize the first letter starting the next sentence.

Due to these ridicules rules, I along with a lot of other writers of stories refuse to post their stories here. There are plenty of other sites that have sections for authors to post their writings with only a few rules. Most of those explain the subject matter that can not be posted.

Brandie




It is standard format these days to have only one space between sentences so that a story is printer ready. Lush, as far as I know, doesn't print any of it's stuff, so we don't make this a requirement. It is, however, standard among publishers now. How is it harder to hit the space bar once than twice? You are using a computer now, and I assume a word processing program. You can set your program to automatically set your spaces to one, as RumpleForeskin said.

I am sorry that you feel you and your friends must forego posting because of our, "...ridicules rules," but this is not one of them, at least not one we enforce. We prefer one space, but we have posted numerous stories with two. Any notification that that is a hard and fast rule at Lush is wrong. If I have told anyone that it is, I apologize. Still, we do prefer one space. It makes our site look more professional when our stories comply to standard formatting. Our standard is one space, our policy is not. If you are referring to the policy on proper punctuation and grammar, I have nothing to apologize for. We hold our writers to a higher standard because if our writers are better, our stories are better. We think our site has the best writers and the best stories anywhere on the net. We don't want to post a bunch of poorly constructed stories made almost unreadable by the bad punctuation and grammar. Any rules that you take umbrage at can be addressed to the help desk by hovering over the question mark in the red line at the top of your page, and clicking on contact us.

You can PM me with a list of the rules that you have been taught from grammar school onward that you believe differ from Lush, and I will address those with you. Or you can post them on here or a new thread.
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The best American and Canadian diner chains:

Waffle House
Denny’s
Huddle House
Hojo's
IHOP
Big Boy
Shoney’s
The Original Pancake House
Salisbury House


What is your favorite?

Another not on the list?

What is your favorite meal to get after midnight if you've been out clubbing and partying?



Huddle House is my favorite, but they're getting harder to find. A lot of them in this area closed up. I wouldn't put Denny's in second place because I prefer waffles to pancakes, but I like Denny's because of the oatmeal. I've never liked IHOP. If I'm looking for a place just to sit with friends and drink coffee, I'd go with the Huddle House or Waffle House.
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no, it won't take it out automatically. if you want single space, you have to do that manually. that said, while we prefer single space, we will publish double spaced stories.


We will?
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My wife recently had the Brazilian sugaring done. She said it was much less painful and invasive than waxing. I haven't tried it yet but probably will. Waxing is never fun just something done but better than shaving.


I tried a north Georgia honeying last night, but I shaved first.
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Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can forever be happy—will you let me be yours?

Harriet

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can forever be happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Harriet


Excellent example of the necessity of correct punctuation. Both examples are punctuated correctly, but the meaning is different. Twain used punctuation to make his work flow on the page, so that it would read like he wanted it to sound if read aloud. His objection wasn't to having his punctuation corrected so much as having some of his punctuation eliminated. He wasn't a punctuation modernist. He didn't believe that less punctuation made the story read better. He also wrote a lot in dialect, and his punctuation was meant to make dialogue read like the rhythms of speech.
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This made me think of story I read awhile back, although I can't find it now. Apparently Mark Twain had running battles with his editors and proofreaders about punctuation, among other things. They vexed him constantly by changing, adding to, or otherwise "improving" his punctuation of his work, which he was insistent be published with his own punctuation intact.

Apparently, at one point he became so frustrated by it that he sent them his entire article with zero punctuation, and then filled a page with periods, commas, semi-colons, question marks, apostrophes, etc and included it separately, along with a note (which I paraphrase): "Here's is all of the punctuation about which you are forever complaining; put it wherever you want it."

Don't know if that's a true story or not, but it sounds like something he'd do.


You're right.

Here is a letter he sent
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Fred J. Hall, 1889:

You are perfectly right. The proofreader must follow my punctuation absolutely. I will not allow even the slightest departure from it.
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Mine is bigger than yours.




This may be where the black meat comes from. You can read about it in Naked Lunch. Burroughs, like myself and all sane humans had chilopodophobia. Thank God he didn't live to see this.