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Ruthie
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Female
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Empress of the Moon
Empress of the Moon
"Vagina," makes me feel like I'm sitting in a doctor's office. The word I like best for mine is pussy, and I use that most when I'm writing. I like clit better than clitoris, lips better than labia and usually avoid using cunt because I just don't like the word. I think it sometimes though. I only use cunt and twat when they are part of a conversation I'm writing, almost never in real life, and save them mostly for when I'm really in the throes of sexual excitement, or when one of my characters is. Love muffin is one cuteism that I like. Goody is good too. When I'm talking to my girlfriends I might say cooter or coochie, but seldom with a guy. Tootie is okay, but not a word I use much. Variations on cooter and tootie, like coot and toot, or cooch I don't like as well. Snatch, of course, which reminds me of an old blues song that I heard once called "Snatch it on the Wall," and the Junior Wells song "Snatch it Back and Hold It." Also, the velvet love canal, the honey peach, the silken kitty, the vertical smile, cookie, and the peter heater.
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I've never stood anyone up. I have had to cancel dates, sometimes even at the last minute, but I've always gotten in touch to tell my date why. I've never accepted a date with someone just so they'd quit pestering me either though, so I've never had to look for reasons not to keep a date or stand someone up. Being stood up by friends seems worse to me than being stood up by someone you have a date with. There's really no excuse for that.
Empress of the Moon
Quote by WellMadeMale
I dunno..I was fucking my lover once and she yelled out..."God yes, give me that fucking cock, Fuck me like you own it, Donnie!"
She was sober as a judge. I'd had a few tokes.
My name isn't Don.
I call out other guys names with my boyfriend all the time, he thinks it's funny. I especially enjoy telling him, "It's your's Johnny, it's your pussy." His name isn't Johnny either.
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by scooter
I don't like the first thing about giving a blow job.
Just the thought of it makes me suffer from lack of oxygen,
Guy walks into The Rusty Bucket Bar and requests six shots of tequila.
"What brand would you like, mate?" asked Rusty, the bartender.
"Makes no difference to me," replied the bloke, "I can't stand the taste of the stuff."
Rusty fills & slides one shot glass after another down the bar and the fellow gulps
downs each one but the last shot, rapidly. This last one, he swooshes around in his
mouth like it's Listerine, then swallows hard, squints his eyes, makes a face and exhales!
"What's the occasion, Mack?"
"Eh, my first blowjob, Rusty!"
"First blowjob, now that calls for another shot of tequila - on the house!"
"I'm gonna have to pass on that Rusty, if the first six didn't get that
fucking taste out of my mouth, I doubt another one will either."
I love that joke.
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What do you mean by older? Fifty? Seventy five? Guys younger than me would have an equal chance with guys my age or older now, and probably would have in the future. The fact that they haven't had as much success with me as older guys is because they haven't tried as hard.
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I don't go into men's rooms a lot. Most glory holes are for guy on guy activity I think. I don't like anonymity. I'd suck a guy's cock through a glory hole, but only if I knew him. I have had sex in a men's room, but it was not with a stranger. I definitely wouldn't have unprotected sex of any kind in a bathroom with someone I didn't know.
