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Ruthie
Over 90 days ago
Heteroflexible Female

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what is the kinkiest thing I ever wore to bed?

funnel cake
The stranded traveler who needs a place to spend the night while his car is fixed, and wanders to the old creepy hotel.
I dream of lying naked in my lover's arms on a beach in the moonlight.
The man at the diner who undresses me with his eyes when I walk in.
Cheating is physical. Fantasy is all in the mind. If fantasy is cheating there is nobody who can claim not to have cheated. In my opinion cheating is specifically doing something that you and your lover/spouse/significant other have agreed not to do with other people. It seems impossible to me not to have sexual fantasies about other people, they flit in and out of my mind all day long. I have fantasies that I'd never actually want to happen in real life so fantasies aren't wishes. They aren't intentions to have sex, they are just thoughts about sex.
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So...I can't post a picture of my cock here???
Damn, it is such a nice cock too...


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Btw, if this picture is deemed offensive by the Lush Team, feel free to remove it...
My feelings won't be hurt too bad...


It will be removed, beheaded, deplumed (plucked, if you wish), eviscerated and chopped into serving portions before being marinated for three days in dry red wine with chopped carrots, leeks, celery; after three days, it is then cooked slowly in the same red wine marinade, and served as Coq au Vin.

Delicious served over tagliatelle, accompanied by the sauce that it was cooked in.

A decent sized coq will serve eight to ten people, so it's a group thing.


Yummm.

The picture looks like a bantam to me, but I find it hard to judge cock sizes by pictures.
I like big guys, strong guys. I like knowing that I can be picked up and carried to bed. If a guy can pick me up it doesn't matter if he's tall or not though. One of my very best ex-boyfriends was only about five five, he was sweet, funny and great in bed. Even so, he was taller than me, at least barefoot. Most of the guys I've gone out with have been taller though.
I'd report him to human resources, call his wife, and talk to a lawyer, then I'd leave his office.
I am attracted to musically talented people. Singers and guitarist especially, and piano players. I don't think I'm a groupie, but there are certain musicians who could have me for the asking. Carlos Santana and Tom Morello among the guys and Orianthi and Joan Jett among the girls.
I believe that we are capable of loving an infinite number of people. Those of us who are capable of loving that is. Some people don't have the capacity for love. If you love someone you don't just stop loving them because they are far away or because you may never see them again. I can have sex without love and enjoy it, but love without sex is harder. Romantic love I mean. I assume that is the kind of love you're talking about. I'm not sure that I've ever stopped loving anyone although I have certainly tried. Separation grows easier to take with time I suppose.
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
George Bernard Shaw