Hi, I’m Hannah. I’m 24, living just outside London, newly single (long story, ask nicely), and learning to embrace my flirty side again.

I’m a boba-sipping, book-devouring, football-watching closet nerd who happens to make killer brownies and occasionally dominates at Mario Kart.

If you’re charming, clever, and can handle a little sarcasm, we’ll get along fine. Just don’t say “hey baby” or send anything I didn’t ask for — I block faster than I bake. 💋

Looking for good convos, mutual vibes, and maybe someone to read the same smutty book as me and then discuss it over DMs.

As I keep getting asked, my public pics have been made using https://picsart.com/

💖Likes

• Boba tea

• Baking sweet treats (and taste-testing them)

• Reading — especially dark thrillers or spicy fiction

• Football (yes, I watch more than just the World Cup)

• Lo-fi playlists and candlelit evenings

• Thoughtful compliments and well-punctuated messages

• Espresso martinis & weekend brunches

• Cozy nights in with my Switch or a good story

💔Dislikes

• “Hey baby” messages

• Unsolicited pics — instant block, no warnings

• Overconfidence without substance

• People who talk over others

• Empty bios, bad grammar, and emotional immaturity

• Guys who only ask “wanna trade pics?”